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captainngm.bsky.social
Father, Nerd, Gamer. West Wing is perfect television.
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submitted 78 days ago • 54 comments

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One thing I guarantee will never be normal to me is just how big wolves actually are. You see a husky and you're like, aw dude- you're a domesticated wolf! Then you see a proper wolf and it's like 4x the size. White Fang was a film of lies.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I miss baseball.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Sent in an audition tape today for a gig in spring/summer that I would LOVE to get. Please send all vibes.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

20 seconds in, the #MNFrost put up the first goal. Final score, by my math, is 180-0.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom

submitted 96 days ago • 348 comments

If this isn't mandatory viewing in your home this week then God, Jed, I don't even want to know you. The punchline-per-minute ratio is off. the. charts. youtu.be/zQsvcs9IB8A?...

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

My most recent cheddar loaf. Needs to cool, and then it will be served with my Instant Pot Roast.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Hey @ticketmasterus.bsky.social - I get that you have a near monopoly on sports events, but your customer facing policies are such trash. $10 PER TICKET to exchange into different seats for tickets I JUST BOUGHT? Because of information that wasn't disclosed until AFTER the purchase was complete?

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

It's #GameNight, and four of your friends are coming over. Which of these hits the table, and which (if any) are vetoed?

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

The issue with being new here is that I watch ONE cool football highlight video and now it's just all NFL nonsense up and down my TL.

submitted 108 days ago • 3 comments

This sums it up perfectly.

submitted 112 days ago • 55 comments

You're AcidBurn? You booted me out of OTV?

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

submitted 117 days ago • 287 comments

I met a woman at a party last night, and I think we vibed. She left before I could ask for her number, and now I feel like every 90s teen movie lives inside me.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

They should change the football shape on a weekly basis and reveal it like iron chef before the 10 am kickoffs

submitted 119 days ago • 18 comments

YEAH

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submitted 123 days ago • 43 comments

Really enjoying that EVERYONE hates that Yankees fan. Finally, we can unify around someone.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

I won't redownload Tinder. I won't do it. Bumble is where I draw the line.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

ive had 4 beautiful women say to me Thank you. Thank you for coming to the halloween party as White Urkel , and Challenging the idea of Race

submitted 127 days ago • 49 comments

The United States has 345 MILLION people in it. Million.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

I've started running a TTRPG for my kid and their friends, and I'm here to tell you that you can ignore whatever rules you like in your game. Give them magical teleporters. Forget spell slots. Go nuts. Let em have fun.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

My first post. Does anyone still remember who this guy is?

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments