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captainpunch.bsky.social
Halo Creator, Community Leader, Artist, Musician, Foamsmith, & DIY Aficionado. ABC. Always Be Captain. Here to help. Not in DMs. https://linktr.ee/captainpunch I likely won't remember to check Bluesky often. You can reach me via Discord.
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Poster I made for an upcoming multi-stream event (with Twitch drops) hosted by The Forge Temple Discord server taking place Valentine's Day weekend. For details on how to participate or what streamers to watch, check the server! Server: discord.gg/nQkTKJenxM Event: discord.com/events/10413...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

"our band is from outer space" no u aren't you're from iowa

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

Alright, well, video games. With 25% tariffs on imports from Mexico on the way, I can see a sharp downtick in the number of disc-based games that get released physically in the US, as much of that production infrastructure is in Mexico. If they do get made, I expect higher prices both phys & dig.

submitted 32 days ago • 43 comments

Turning off comments should also disable new likes and reposts.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

average Bluesky poster: *makes no attempt to read the room* *doesn't provide any context* *assumes the whole world has the same information as them* "People keep misunderstanding my jokes :(" me: Make. Better. Jokes. Or, like, maybe stop trying, if you don't understand that they might not land.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I used to work retail, so I try to be sympathetic and kind. That said, if I tell you I don't need a bag and you put my things in a bag, I am going to take them out of the bag right in front of you and set it on the counter before I walk away.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Bun-isher.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

This is a post about animal excrement and the English language. bull$#!% = nonsense/lies chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly horse$#!% = nonsense/lies dog$#!%= low quality ape$#!% = wild bat$#!%= crazy Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).

submitted 37 days ago • 58 comments

If you get bone-in wings on purpose, please remember that you are allowed to love yourself and get the kind that is both easier to eat and generally has more meat on it.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Buttock reduction? You mean twerk-umcision?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments