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They/Them | 27 | Terminally online Puyo Puyo fan
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First the pope and now the Midgardsormr. πŸ˜”

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I GOT ONE 😭

β€œis my calculator horny?β€œ our tech columnist asks. β€œi entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

The β€˜Piracy. It’s a Crime’ campaign used pirated music, *and* as it turns out, also used pirated fonts. Incredible.

Deltarune

reading anything new about the Switch 2 feels like this

new "reaction" image

bebber lunch

PSA FOR ARTISTS

fucking terrifying pop-up as soon as I open the app

HAL Laboratories

The undertale Hideo Kojima screenshot lives on in internet infamy but a lot of the other screenshots that were taken were also really funny

My favorite SM64 Hidden Stars Stars are the ones that could believably be in the game. Like, I'll always prefer "Feed the Awesome Animals" over something like "Mario Shits in the McDonald's"

Today we celebrate Him

mariowiki traumacore

wario world is a good game because it always reminds you to be looking at nipples

His greed sickens me.

segasonic popcorn shop

It's Roll's HRT Flash!

Man the economy's so bleak look what happened to Star Fox.

American democracy is the greatest system in the world. Every four years 60,000 of Wisconsin's most gullible hogs count how many interracial couples they've seen in cereal ads and then decide whether or not the human race will be plunged into another Era of the Wolf

nintendo fans would get mad at this and then loudly complain every time a rpg or farming game showed up

12 PM. Did you know about Mario 64's Hidden Stars? Source: @sm64stars.bsky.social

in terms of funny article intros (see: @tcrfinformal.bsky.social) the macos Go one is definitely way up there tcrf.net/Go_(Mac_OS_C...

anyway this is whats gonna happen to me when i die

look how much longer it takes to select your wario costume

"Could Doctor Eggman convince Knuckles to attend the January 6 Capitol Riots" Thread locked after ~1000 posts of heated discussion

me, 19, having been transported to the universe of kingdom hearts: what the fuck where am I. i was driving 70mph is my car going to kill someone. Is god real Goofy, blessed with the eyes to see the truth and noticing this dude is oddly clean shaven and wearing a baggy hoodie:

today's advice

Protesting is alive and well