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Gamer grrrl 🤍🐍🎮

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Just gonna pop this here for ya.

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March 3rd, I'm Table 5 at Dungeons and Drafthouse in Raleigh! I'm always excited to run for folks, and hope to see some friendly faces at my table once more. I promise to only kill you if it'll be funny or if I feel like it. ;) Sign up here: www.prekindle.com/event/28364-...

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

grind the government to a halt stop voting for any nominees, object to every unanimous consent, do a rotating talking filibuster on the senate floor going over the transformation of the United States into Elon Musk and Donald Trump’s personal fiefdom act like what’s happening is happening

submitted 22 days ago • 88 comments

I don't know who needs to see this, but I feel like it is a lot of you. @Ales201 appears to be the artist.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I found the Lesbian Cleaners in NYC.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Dimension 20 Live was SUCH an amazing time! I joined 20k of my closest friends to watch 7 needs roll dice and it was as awesome as I imagined!

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Got my first Tomb Raider marathon medal this weekend!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

no no no you misunderstood. I said “fuck YOUR feelings”. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird

submitted 31 days ago • 75 comments

“The Gulf of America” thing is so stupid, it’s strangely comforting to me. I can’t really explain it. Maybe it’s that even if I end up being executed for the crime of virtue signaling I will have lived my life never, even at my stupidest, having been that dumb

submitted 33 days ago • 68 comments

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Oh man, it's me for the past like, 2 months.

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It's so Joever

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

PSA: If I’m looking up how to beat a boss, just type it out. I don’t need to see a whole ass video. I don’t need to hear your dry ass mouth smacking as I try and place where your accent is from. I’m trying to beat the Lord of Flame. I got a lot going on right now.

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Remember, if Megyn Kelly doesn't get a lady boner for you, leave her to die. This is her explicit last wish.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

They're just so. Fucking. Stupid. All the time. It's exhausting, tbh.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

(electing a president who was already president) finally an outsider. this is a revolution

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

Maybe it isn't the Military we need to look into. I'm thinking maybe the Department of Education needs more money in this case?

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

REJOICE! The time of Milk Sandwiches is once again upon us! Not since 2021 have we engaged in this winter festival, may the joy of this fantastic winter treat warm the hearts of the psychos going to the grocery store right now.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

A perfect comic panel.

submitted 46 days ago • 104 comments

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

submitted 59 days ago • 42 comments

This is my favorite podcast other than Kill James Bond. Judge me harshly, I am beyond saving.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I was told both of these things for years and guess what? Turns out a lot of conservatives will just lie to your face constantly. Also turns out that's not even a remotely new thing.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

submitted 68 days ago • 1126 comments

When I'm hurt, I want to put someone thorough a door about it too. Good for Commander Sterling.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I am once again asking to be adopted by Odysseus and Penelope.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

It's not hiding, and we don't need "better discourse" from trolls. Just goes to show that the right wingers cannot exist without people to bother, but we're just fine on our own.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Why are most of my Switch games third party... oh right.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

THIS. SO MUCH THIS. I just want a walkthrough that describes things and drops a picture in from time to time. I don't need someone to SCREAM BULLSHIT while I am struggling in a game.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

submitted 94 days ago • 368 comments

I feel this in my soul. I get on a roll and read like, 70 books, but if one of those books sucks, I stop in the middle for a YEAR.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been invited to take part in two “public debates” in London in the last two weeks, and like… guys I don’t care? I’m an actor, I’ve got better things to do than prop up Baroness Terfina Warrcrimes’ columnist career by letting her yell at me about porn for an evening

submitted 94 days ago • 78 comments

Sorry, I don't care if I'm in an echo chamber. It's fucking Saturday. I don't need to be confronted with endless transphobia and "just asking questions" folks when all I want is to laugh at some stupid jokes while I eat Reese's pancakes and ignore my family.

submitted 98 days ago • 36 comments

People talk like echo chambers are a bad thing but they haven’t considered how awesome it is to be agreed with all the time. It’s such good shit.

submitted 97 days ago • 33 comments