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Merchant Marine ⚓️, Marine Bio, tree, and Dinosaur enthusiast, TTRPG Writer, and dice maker, plant dad @CaptAndrew and @DeciduousDice on YT Deciduousdice.com
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Corduroy was invented by eldritch gods, it’s an abomination meant to cause your fingernails to instantly become uncomfortable and cause a back shiver that never resolves

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Got attacked by a witch! Thought it was an errant storm petrel trying to eat my face. Black Witch Moth (Ascalapha ordorata), native over much of N/C/S America, invasive here in Hawaii.

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Hawaii Manta Ray action last night, they were spectacular! Anytime I get to talk about giant charismatic filter feeders is a good day

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Giant Sequoia at the Ballard Locks in Seattle

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This is very good moss

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I worked as a contractor for SpaceX in 2015, guys- Elonia’s been drinking the evil juice for decades. My first impression of him after that experience was that he was a James Bond style villain who’s gonna blow up the moon.

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Welcome to all our new followers! 💚

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When you realize the Joker was less evil than the IDF- he let people leave the hospital before blowing it up

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I’m losing it, got to the acceptance [and anger] stage of this being real before questioning it again and scrolling back up to see it was The Onion… seeing as this is something the soggy cheeto would at least try to do….

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Demons are monsters that learned to speak, beasts that seek to devour, driven by a desire to cause harm, lacking emotions like guilt or shame and view humans as resources to exploit. They are by their very nature liars. There is no use trying to negotiate with them- Frieren #FDT #fucknazis

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Was out at an Italian restaurant and was trying to order “Aqua Panna” but couldn’t remember the name so naturally my spicy brain cycled through both “Aqua Regia” and “Aqua Tofana” before getting it right. Close call #whyisitspicy

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Got interviewed for “The Great FoodTruck Race”, now there will be an official clip of me saying “the chicken was juicy” on public television

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These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP. Schumer Fetterman Cortez Masto Durbin King Shaheen Gillibrand Schatz Hassan Peters Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.

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The walk of shame when you put out recycling but it was last week…

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We have each other. We are the Resistance now. All of us.

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Critters that are good at silently screaming into the void: paddlefish, moray eels, myself

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Turmeric rice with sautéd green beans and pork chops seasoned with sumac

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Pretty lumber is about all bradford pear is good for. Processed most of a tree today which has very nice spalting and figure. Even the fungus had the right idea to weaken it slowly to cause the owner to cut it down. #bradfordpearssuck

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Today is brought to you by the fun fact: Sharks are smooth in all directions. #iykyk

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Daylight savings time means we don’t need to put “seasonal” in front of our depression for 6 months!! Woot woot woot

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😂😅

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I found a horrendous purple wrapped cybertruck this week at work

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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

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Concepts of thoughts, tariffs, and tree wells to the traitor trying to ski in Vermont.

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I worked for NOAA for a few years, it was one of the best jobs I’ve had. The only reason I left was bc civilian officer positions got phased out, otherwise was to be a retirement job It’s absolutely despicable what the soggy cheetoh and his goons are doing to the federal workers. #denydefenddepose

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Coastal economies rely on NOAA, from Maine to Florida, Texas and Alaska – even if they don’t realize it

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Im gonna boop it

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Covering on the pilot boat and got to bring in a BIG one today. ZIM Mount Kilimanjaro

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Im an adult, I can make arepas for breakfast if I want to. #fuckyowaffles

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Picture this: it’s a late summer afternoon- the scene is you, me,and a Costco Rotisserie chicken; then we begin channeling our inner turkey vultures.

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Some people would say they were roommates

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The 5G pelicans are out with their winter edition paint job, but since they charge using wave action, I keep losing cell signal offshore

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Thinking I should once again don the mantle as Prophet of the Leviathan Lobster God like I was for a time in 2020. Will likely be less crazy than what’s happening in real life

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Joanna the goanna will forever be the best Disney Princess

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So about those floods from Illinois to Tennessee… I bet the soggy Cheetoh is going to deny any FEMA aid to all those people. Concepts of thoughts and chairs for the people who voted for him

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Just saw him doing an interview in the White House today

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Saw someone describe Mitch McConnell as having “Rigor Tortoise” and that made my day

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Drop Coca-cola, support Jarritos instead “¡Jarritos, qué buenos son!”

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Ironic that this is against a Seaking

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(\_/) ( •_•) / >🦀 Feeling very French this week, the Kingler at LV37 kind

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