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We have to consider the possibility that CBP is acting like this because this is how they’ve always wanted to act and the change isn’t Trump saying they should so much as there’s no longer anyone to tell them no.

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Huge mistake taking them up in a helicopter. Everyone knows penguins can't fly.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus fuck that took way too long

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 4 days ago • 297 comments

CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.

submitted 6 days ago • 104 comments

Is it really panic selling if you've known this day would come for 6 months?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

submitted 7 days ago • 1140 comments

Yes, its absurd Trump is golfing while the markets are tanking due to his direct actions. But, also, I’m not sure anyone really thinks, boy, if Trump would just focus on the economy he could right this ship. No. Stay golfing man. Don’t touch anything else.

submitted 7 days ago • 52 comments

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

submitted 7 days ago • 209 comments

amazing

submitted 10 days ago • 313 comments

"The guy who followed our manifesto to a T fucked us by making the country an isolationist hellscape like we wanted!"

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not sure about this latest round of tariffs. On the one hand, it's costing trillions of dollars. But on the other, people who just today learned what tariffs are can rest easy knowing the Heard and Macdonalds islands won't be ripping off Americans anymore.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

submitted 11 days ago • 833 comments

dentist: actually, I think you might have scurvy

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I am hearing that the Los Angeles Dodgers are also in discussions with TikTok about the acquisition

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...

submitted 12 days ago • 219 comments