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captstupidbeard.bsky.social
Valencia based noisemonger and paintbrush botherer. Metal, wrestling, art, and retro videogames. Nazi punks fuck off. He/him. https://linktr.ee/Captainstupidbeard
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Doing it for the late 30s fat dudes

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The best thing about skating as a somewhat husky dude is all that extra padding when you invariably eat shit

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It's half 9, 30 degrees, on vacation so I'm at my happy place

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I'll be honest, Brent Hinds' absolutely dogshit face tattoo is one of the main reasons I never bothered listening to Mastodon past Blood Mountain

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Oh yeah that was fucking STUPID I loved it

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Watching the new Final Destination movie and it's as ridiculous as I'd ever hoped

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Yeah I ripped an acapella version off Youtube and added guitars then did the artwork in 20 seconds on Photoshop who says original thought is dead twobyten.bandcamp.com/track/apt-po...

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Yesterday I spent about an hour making a pop punk version of APT Having a bass rules

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I may have been drinking but you're all beautiful so this is a Kenny Omega appreciation post

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Girls of 10-12 years old are predisposed to witchcraft and I will not be elaborating further

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Someone buy me a Nandor the Relentless t shirt

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One thing they never tell you is that you grow to genuinely care for these kids, and you realise you will miss them terribly Part and parcel of the gig though, happy to have been a small part of their lives and make (I hope anyway) a positive impact

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My first last day of the year in a primary school, when all the kids are going on to secondary By the end of the day I was just walking around with a box of tissues to give to the kids while all the emotions were happening I genuinely love my work

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Just got home. I have earned this beer.

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Yesterday we took our year sixes to a water park and then a sleepover at the school We are running on nothing but coffee, hopes and dreams today, but a lovely send off for them in general!

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Fuck it I'm ready to admit that APT is a fucking banger of a pop song

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I am once again listening to Hybrid Theory Suck it nerds

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Having sensory problems is so fucking stupid like how do you explain that noises in the background make your brain really itchy but you can listen to harsh noise music and relax

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Our Year 6 leavers are gonna be closing their concert with a rendition of Friends Will Be Friends by Queen and I GUARANTEE I will be a blubbering fucking mess by the end of it

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Finally got confirmation of my place at school for next year, I'm gonna be a TA in Year 3 with an ace friendly team Only guy in the group but that's part and parcel of working in a primary school Let's gooo baby

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I think one of the most betrayed I've felt was this dude I was good pals with at uni, who would sing RATM tracks at the end of term concerts, then went off to join the RAF after graduation

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You'll never catch me on a Boeing plane jesus fucking christ

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I will always and forever be a Lars Ulrich hater

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I would like to extend a big fuck you to everyone with a miniramp at their home because I live in an apartment with little to no chance of ever buying and I'm frankly extremely jealous

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I need to go for a skate tonight desperately

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One of the greatest gifts teaching gives you is the hug from a kid who did well in their tests, because of you Teaching isn't just about imparting knowledge, it's about giving those kids the self confidence to do their best, and helping them dust themselves off if it doesn't go so well

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Hyperrealistic art is like a virtuoso guitar record in that it's technically very impressive but unmemorable as hell

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www.instagram.com/jaydoespainting

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Gotta brag now: the big fan had seized up, motor wasn't turning. Had that shit apart and back together working in 15 minutes because fuck if I'm gonna buy a new one

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