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i ate an ice cream cone right before bed and i have ibs and i'm almost 30 so you can imagine the kind of day i've been having

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

need me a bitch built like rayman

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

she's watching try guys

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

we gotta make the subtitle to the 3rd "28 Days Later" sequel the new meme movie suffix. no more "[x] 2: Electric Boogaloo", no more "The Legend Of Curly's Gold", nuh-uh. Now it's Dune 2: The Bone Temple. Now it's Happy Gilmore 2: The Bone Temple. that's my vision for the future

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

in case you were wondering how things are going in the tech world i just saw a google ai summary call china "the orient"

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

i just made hot chicken and then my sister handed me her dab rig my respiratory system isohouhasahfahakuuahaughhackhaghckh

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

umineko time

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

everyone shut up and look at this incredible weed baggie i just got

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

cyberpunk 2077 is great actually people were just mean

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

dude the way randos talk in replies on here is so fuckin weird. like they're so stupid that they come off like they're doing it on purpose to emulate twitter stupid

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

do you think obi-wan and dexter jettster ever explored each other's bodies

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

reminder: so not use blocklists, people will throw random trans women on them for having "bad vibes"

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

dude fuck discord straight up. piece of shit program

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

i don't mean to be only posting here when i have complaints but why did they just make the homepage worse. used to be able to click on my icon on the top to check my profile but now that just prompts me to switch to another account i deleted months ago. what the fuck

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submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

are you fuckin serious this site's gonna start hiding posts from me because they're too "rude???" place is cooked dude

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

i NEED to get better at video editing so i can get this ytpmv my brain made OUTTA HERE

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

this fuckin site needs to get its shit together functionality-wise dude

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

trying out cyberpunk 2077

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

i finally 100%'d elden ring base game right before new years and it is definitely a contender for top 10 best yuri media of all time imo

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

what the fuck do you MEAN they don't make sausage pizza rolls anymore

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

my vapes look like my brother and i when we stand next to each other

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

abiotic factor is good

submitted 86 days ago • 1 comment

haveing a weard monday

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

we're like if mario and luigi were gay bitches

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

cuddy: dr house you can't say the N word house: im going to say the super N word, then cuddy: house why can't you just be decent house: because im the only doctor who can cure ligma cuddy: house just what the hell is ligma? house: *looks directly at camera*

submitted 307 days ago • 1 comment

i think it's a testament to how deceptively easy it is to curate your timeline on here that i see like 5 posts a day about the different types of guys this site is supposedly "filled with"

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

hey bluesky folks. having an emergency! my roommate hasn't been paying our storage unit fee and we're at risking of losing a lot. if you can help us, that'd be great. i promise a 500 word fic to everyone who donates as a bonus! links to help below

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

i'm a single issue voter and that issue is "adding the Massive Attack theme back to the versions of House on streaming"

submitted 105 days ago • 10 comments

DaRationalTweaker: if you were to actually take stock of your surroundings, and pay attention to what was going on around you, you might notice that there is a lot going on, in the environment you live in. | | | h1tlerman117: bro i need you to dm me right now they renewed konosuba for another season

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

@shadowmar.bsky.social

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

i can't find grobian's posts within 5 seconds of logging in anymore which means this site fucking sucks now

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

ok google find me doctors that will put me in a medically induced coma if i do puppy dog eyes at them

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

i am smoking wead and watching dragon ball with my wife and nothing else is happening tonight

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments