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My middle name is “Meh”. I posses the extraordinary ability to make beige look vibrant and interesting by comparison.
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I can’t help but feel that if folks directed the same level of outrage they feel about TikTok towards domestic affairs, things could be a lot different here in the US.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

This app is a mine field of scrote and shaft pics. Label your shit, weirdos. Not everyone wants to be a part of your kink.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I missed out on the #ReederApp update this year because I didn’t “get it”. I was wrong. I’ve been cutting back on what I consume online, and this app has been excellent at helping me curate the feeds, YouTube channels, and subreddits that I still want to follow.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Yule-hole [YOOL hohl] (n.) -The last hole to which one can stretch their belt at a Christmas dinner. (Shouldn't there be a Thanksgiving hole?) Sentence: "This year I need to add a whole new Yule-hole to my belt… or just wear my Yule sweatpants!" Or “Blow it out your Yule-hole Uncle Wilfred!”

submitted 64 days ago • 6 comments

I’m not sure why, but Instagram seems to think I’m interested in vintage Kraft Miracle Whip recipe videos. Honestly, the food in the 1970s must have been genuinely awful.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I don't mean this as a defense of the guy: I think Mr Beast gets a lot of hate for doing stuff rich people do all the time but the rest of us just assumed wasn't allowed

submitted 69 days ago • 56 comments

What is the best era of #MST3K and why is it when Mike Nelson was host?

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I dislike how inundated with politics/political-adjacent content I am. Like, I'm all about staying informed about what's up, but its all just everywhere. I want it to be something I seek out and can control but it feels like its just everywhere.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Perfection.

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submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Call me crazy but I get the feeling this incoming administration isn’t quite on the up-and-up 🤔

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I was bored so I asked #ChatGPT to generate a picture of Paul Walker smiling from heaven. Honestly, it turned out better than I expected -- I might have it framed.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments