caramelbeard.com
My middle name is “Meh”. I posses the extraordinary ability to make beige look vibrant and interesting by comparison.
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I think you know why
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If you see that on a food truck, the burgers are either straight trash or absolutely amazing.
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TLDR: if you don't recognize the number, or didn't initiate the interaction, then block, delete, and move on.
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So, the only thing changing is that the bots will be calling from inside the house?
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I think the Vision Pro was executed very well — just not $3500 well.
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I know that I have had various reactions when I realize some specific thing was possible, I was just too poor or lacked the connections to know about it.
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He's getting what he paid for.
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Oh, thank goodness! I was worried that my Mac was going to miss out on this landmark feature! I much rather they focus on this than fix the bugs that were introduced in the last few releases.
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It makes sense when you consider the significant effort Meta is investing in coercing Instagram users to adopt Threads. I’m curious to know if there’s genuine conversation taking place there, or if it’s merely a superficial experience that’s lousy with “influencers.”
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Irony is selling a "End Wokeness" calendar with renderings of a ripped Trump wearing jean cut-off shorts.
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Summaries and writings tools have been decent, but I'd really like to have my Messages syncing between my Mac and phone again. That would be cool.
iOS 19 just needs to be Snow Leopard-esque release. I need time to heal from all of the bugs and half-hearted "features".
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The soul crushing machine is in desperate need of new souls.
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I'll be honest: the only real time I'm using YouTube on my TV is when I'm taking a nap, so all I really need is the auto-play feature 🤷🏼♂️
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S1E24 haunts me to this day.
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After many years, the parasitic worms’ ambitious plan to thwart their long-time foe, modern medicine, is finally coming to fruition. All they needed was the right host...
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They're probably just piggy-backing off of Starlink.
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What's the over/under on Blumenthal flipping parties in the next 4 years?
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Whos going to tell 62% of the American public that they elected the absolute worst officials to tackle this problem?
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You know what? I'm all for it. Its 2024 and buying a new car is still a gross, slimy, and needlessly stressful experience. Dealerships have enjoyed a legally protected (in some jurisdictions) for long enough. Fuck 'em.
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The inevitable and very public implosion between these two is going to be *amazing*
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Hunter's hog has got the GOP acting all kinds of crazy
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I've spent the last 10 minutes sitting at my desk, quietly trying to pronounce that spelling out loud to myself.
I still don't think I can wrap my mind around it.
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We weren't ready for such a gift.
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"bag-chasing nihilism" is such a perfect phrase to encapsulate that trend.
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This just in: Harris Faulkner is raging moron. More at 11.
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Looks like its a parody website, as stated in the terms of service.
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It's always the same, overused playbook. When can we get some originality with these blatant power grabs?
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It isn't FDA approved but some states (only 13 I believe) allow it to be sold at retail, while more (something like 46 states) allow it to be sold directly from the dairy.
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Cooked? Probably. But we have been “cooked, as a culture” at least several dozen times throughout history depending on which era-specific curmudgeon you ask, so… 🤷♂️
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If he opted to accept the BYOD terms instead of using company-issued devices, what’s the problem here? Do you expect your employer not to install an MDM profile on your devices used to access and discuss sensitive company information?
What a waste of court resources.
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I'm not immune to nostalgia but I'll skip revisiting early digital camera technology and the grainy, lo-res, muted photos it produced.
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I don't think the declining foldable phone market is "surprising" considering the wildly variable lifespan some of those phones experience.
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Companies like Intel are just fascinating: nearly untouchable for decades but slowly loses its stranglehold through hubris and mismanagement.
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Why would they jeopardize hardware sales during the peak shopping season by announcing a unreleased product?
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That cat sweater she's wearing coupled with the face she's making in the article thumbnail is sending all kinds of messages.
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If it keeps Mango Mussolini out of the White House then, by all means, Daddy Joe.
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If there was one person that I was convinced had sold their soul to the devil, its Donald fucking Trump.
Dude was born with a rabbits foot and horseshoe wedged up his ass.
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Itchy and the mask imprint left behind is pretty wicked if your whiskers are long enough.