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Lists of people to round up and send to the concentration camps.

substack.com/@chrismanson... Bwahahaha

Donald Trump has released an NFT of himself baptizing Jesus into the cult of MAGA. Trump’s followers have long thought him god’s anointed representative, and now he’s signaling that god is, in fact, HIS representative. I’m not a Christian, but I can smell the blasphemy from here.

The State Department has instructed its employees to rat out any coworkers displaying anti-Christian bias. And before anyone asks for my source, here it is www.politico.com/news/2025/04....

The delegation from Heard & McDonald, seen here giving Trump the flipper.

The fact that insider trading took place is believable. The fact that Trump has a friend is not.

Can’t rule it out.

Secretary of Education Linda McMahon doesn’t know artificial intelligence (AI) from steak sauce (A1). And she’s making decisions about what American children should learn in school.

Stop being mean, you guys. DonOld had his annual physical yesterday and the doctor loved looking at his body. 🙄

Really? The doctor loved looking at his fat, fetid carcass? Cuz nobody, not even the current Mrs. Trump, can stand the sight or smell of him. Arrest me for “thought crime,” IDGAF

Tired of saying this, but: NEITHER A DRAG QUEEN, GAY GUY, TRANSGENDER PERSON, OR MEMBER OF A FICTITIOUS LIBERAL PEDOPHILE RING, BUT RATHER A GOOD CHRISTIAN TRUMP-SUPPORTER.

Oh, so NOW Trump voters miss Biden.

“Thought Crime,” first used in George Orwell’s 1984, refers to an idea or opinion that is illegal or considered socially unacceptable according to the people in authority. Who else is guilty of “Thought Crime?”

Yet another crime he won’t be prosecuted for.

Tired of saying this, but: NEITHER A DRAG QUEEN, GAY GUY, TRANSGENDER PERSON, OR MEMBER OF A FICTITIOUS LIBERAL PEDOPHILE RING, BUT RATHER A GOOD CHRISTIAN TRUMP-SUPPORTER.

substack.com/@satrump/not... If you’re a parent, you should know whether or not your son listens to: ◦ Russell Brand; ◦ Andrew Tate; ◦ Joe Rogan, or anyone else from the manosphere. Not only should you know, you should give a shit who your son listens to.

substack.com/@billyfinneg...

substack.com/@chaoticsucc... Ayn Rand for the win.

Will he give up his beloved cheeseburgers? I fuckin’ hope not.

I’m no Secretary of HHS, but I know the measles vaccine contains live, but weakened measles virus.

Instead of flag pins, golden Trump bust pins are now mandatory for his loyalists. Chuck Schumer knocked Beetleboob & MTG to the ground in his efforts to be the first to grab a golden Trump bust pin.

The New York Daily News has it right.

That’s right. This country sent an elderly, white cake-baking lady to a prison for insider trading.

I’m one of the lucky few. I neither married nor changed my name. My name appears exactly the same on my birth certificate, passport, and Florida state ID. Come Election Day, I will take these three documents to my polling place, slap them down on the table, demand my ballot, 1/2

I’m using my platform here to express dissent. WTF are the rest of you doing?

The citizens of Heard & McDonald are becoming increasingly angry with Donald Trump.

Attorney General Pam Blondie quietly restored Mel Gibson’s gun rights. Gibson lost his right to bear arms because he punched and pistol whipped his mistress while she held his infant child.

Y’know what, Pastor, I haven’t got a quiet and gentle spirit. I’ve been beaten & raped as a child, I’ve experienced poverty and mental illness. The things I’ve lived through have left me with an unquiet mind, have made me cold and hard where you expect a woman to be meek and mild.

Holy fuckin’ shit, my own father was about 50 when he started getting into religion. He didn’t go to church or anything, but that’s when he started with his “America is a Christian country,” and “Christianity is under attack from liberals” bullshit.

If you believe Trump and his hair shower together, then I’d like to sell you a bridge in Brooklyn.

I’m a queer woman. I voted for Harris and criticize Trump on the internet. I’m financially destitute and a drain on the economy. So yeah, I expect I’ll be deported any day now despite my being a citizen.

That’s right, gentlemen, if you lust, get a melon baller and gouge out your eyes.

Sneakers. Guitars. Bibles. And now Trump is selling replicas of executive orders. I thought I was hard up for money, what with no job and no savings, but goddamn, Trump must be broke.

substack.com/@grammamarta... If this was a blue-eyed white boy, he wouldn’t have been suspended in the first place. If he was white, fuckin’ Charlie Kirk would be talkin’ about “he has a strong Protestant work ethic,” and “let’s applaud this young entrepreneur.” But he’s black, so he got suspended.

Really? Adam Schiff shook himself awake?! Nice of him to come out of hibernation and be seen to appear to be doing something.

Well, technically I haven’t been a taxpayer in years, cuz I don’t have any income to pay income tax on. But I’m still pissed.

I posted yesterday about JD Vance having invested in a company that buys foreclosed properties for pennies on the dollar and resells them to foreign oligarchs, and half the world is asking for my source. So here it is JD Vance Funded AcreTrader. Here’s Why That Matters. | Civil Eats once & for all.