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It’s time. Cast Timothée Chalamet in a Marvel movie and put him on steroids. I want to see Huge Chalamet

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when I allow chasers to compliment me to boost my self-esteem

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he is so cute

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everyone who voted for the party vowing to destroy the country and every governmental function stunned at the party actually destroying the country and every governmental function

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i want to know where you get those cigars thatre like the size of a hoagie. the ones you only ever see gay guys dressed like hitler smoking

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Finally got to see NOSFERATU, loved it, thought it was pretty much perfect. I just love seeing that story, and i thought every change was a smart or interesting one. Every addition to the story managed to be extra gothic, horny or grotesque, most often all three at once.

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Outer Wilds update: I am beginning to recognize the shapes of pieces that might, at some point in the future, fit together into a solved puzzle

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We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once

submitted 49 days ago • 158 comments

capitalism filters the most short-sighted and cruel members of society to the positions of greatest power, those qualities being necessary for prioritizing short-term shareholder value over less important things like the planet not going on fire

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when someone tells you their main issue is “free speech” you just know they know every slur in every language and is currently using 100% of their brain capacity on which ones apply to you

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here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty

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When there was one set of footprints that’s when Hatsune Miku carried you

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Impossible not to think of this tweet every year when I watch Muppet Christmas Carol

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SIMPLY HAVING A

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zaslav cancelled Sesame Street, if you were like. waiting on one more straw to break your camel’s back wrt to hating that man and all he stands for

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watching The Game Awards finally and holy shit you can tell Harrison Ford is absolutely blackout drunk on that stage.

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Trevor really does put it best. It's quite insane just how many people have made the entire crux of their existence spewing caustic vitriol at a particular minority community that has never willingly interacted with them.

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every site needs a version of somethingawful's "we can just ban you" policy to use against bad actors who make a game of ruining the site while making sure to always stay 1% shy of violating the rules as-written

submitted 76 days ago • 192 comments

Masaaki Nakayama creates horror manga micro fiction. This is one of my favorite Nakayama comics in its entirety. (PTSD Radio, Volume 1)

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Super Mario Galaxy 2 contained a "dialogue test zone" during development. The area has been removed, but its dialogue still survives. It would have contained bizarre interactions such as a Toad saying "crab crab mochi crab crab crab" and another Toad saying simply "3".

submitted 174 days ago • 27 comments

wake up, put on pants, take your meds, eat something, put on the light therapy lamp, take a walk, do your tasks, do your shots, go for a run, take a shower, go to sleep

submitted 80 days ago • 6 comments

joe biden could go down as the most beloved president in history if he pardons the CEO shooter

submitted 80 days ago • 63 comments

happy "unearthing the bizarre politics of the shooter" day to all who celebrate the great American tradition

submitted 80 days ago • 132 comments

reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man

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this site has definitely "got it" because I've had two people today come into my mentions and tell me how to post and then call me rude for telling them to fuck off

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someone stole my fidget toy from my house after a party, which is like stealing insulin from a diabetic. whoever you are, I will find you and I will hunt you down for sport. be warned.

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Art comic

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Becoming relatively normatively attractive won't necessarily get you in a relationship. I've got more people than ever hitting on me, but I'm still too autistic to seal the deal, so my only response to any come-on will be "haha yeah."

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Monster Trans girl drinking a Human energy drink

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happy friday I can be a dunsparce

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You claim to be an LGBT ally, yet you refuse to have sex with me? Wow. True colours moment.

submitted 98 days ago • 189 comments

bread time let's have a bread

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I see a lot of you still sharing posts from the obviously fake Count Dracula account, so please be aware: - the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania - his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir - he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post

submitted 99 days ago • 175 comments

cartel of potty mouthed core gamers successfully block saudi arabias illegal purchase of "the rizzler" to be used as some sort of zoo animal

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