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It's been snowy here in Home City, State, and it's got me thinking about the single best video on YouTube, "SNOWING IN SLIGO!!! 13/01/2015" youtu.be/GbkOwoZLey0?...

it's so funny that no police budget on earth has prayer of containing Philly after a Superbowl win

The Eagles have the mandate from heaven.

WE HAVE AN ANSWER

I called the Obama Hot Dog Man number and left a message requesting clarification. I will report back.

Obama Hot Dog Man"

BEEFAGHETTI

sorry i forgot to do hot dog of the year 2024 but hebrew national won again

The Gooning of Pelham Ski Bi Di.

oh breakfast i breakfast

Movies are good. We watched a lot of really great movies this year. Tell me which movies you watched this year that you liked. It doesn't have to be a current release.

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Halfway through my annual favourite things of the year painting. It takes ages and has no commercial value but I really like doing it. This is from last year. Four new albums, four old albums, four films and four books. Other than the new albums it’s mostly old stuff I’ve stumbled on and loved.

A very Metal Gear Christmas

Check out David Mattingly

Actual life hack: If you use a solid stick deodorant, keep it in the fridge. When you apply it, not only is it quite refreshing, the cool stick will be used at a slightly slower rate, extending the life of one stick by (in my subjective testing) nearly double. Fight shrinkflation at home!

i cannot work with this stupid fucking paper i bought at michael's #dailyhaikuprompt

When I had a violent stalker who would graphically describe how he would have me gang raped, puncture my organs and and break all my bones, I was told the police "couldn't do anything". Consider this a reminder that they absolutely ✨can✨ do something. They just don't care about YOU.

This was funny. Now it's... also funny, but in a different way. youtu.be/rshem5ejOh8?...

Back in my day, you had to buy a dedicated GPS unit for your car that you plugged into the cigarette lighter. Then you could change your car icon into a floating coffin and set the spoken directions language to "DRACULA" and he would tell you where to turn.

I've been making this breakfast for my wife & me for the past five or six months. Still not sick of it.

Kitchen Product of the Year 2024: Gigantic tweezers! I can make bacon like an adult! I literally own these and they're literally amazing! Gigantic tweezers!

Happy birthday Tom. This is from a series of linocut portraits I did inspired by my favourite musicians, singers and producers in attempt to master reduction printing.

The first video game you ever played.

Phrase of the day appears to be "I'm not condoning this, BUT..."

Ed Zitron every week

Our nearly-toothless kittiot savant, William.

First year The Black Heart Procession didn't show, that's weird.