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Can a pope exorcise via spit?

I deleted the Twitter gang

Wowzers

I might be back gang

I think they should put identical, equally very tall skyscrapers in Cincy, Cbus, and Cleveland. Make 'em like 2000 ft tall

Who would win A billion lions Or The NBA

They use solar power to power the sun, which is NOT real. Wake up shheople

We are not livvng in a recreation of the Roaring Twenties, no, it is the Guilded Age

[In Biden's America] Kid: My dad can beat off your dad End of tweet.

A mewing streak is just a modern vow of silence

Three days into the new year and my turtle died rip turtle 🐢

If the Chick fill a cow comes out as gay, does it get sent to the slaughterhouse?

Haley v. Harris 2024. Election of the Girlbosses

I want a camaera and to drive so I can take pictures of Post Offices. Idk but fed brick style kinda hot on those buildings. Love em

New logo actually pretty swag. Big fan. I love moths

I really do wonder what our planet will look like when the blink of time on which humanity will exist is over

Today's Fact of the Day: Oysters get it on

Ebenezer Scrooge would make a great Republican.

Michael Jackson: he-he Mikhael Ivanovich: хе-хе

I'm now CPR certified Ckissing Pmen R Certified

When you die you are brought to a dimension where it is just a small rural Midwestern town of <5,000. It is your home now

The fact that Santa Klaus's surveillance abilities hasn't been bought out by the NSA proves a testament to his uncorruptable nature and Christian faith.

Somebody get that Margaret Thatcher is dead video but overlay it with Henry Kissinger

Been waiting for this

Detroit-Toledo-Sandusky-Cleveland Megalopolis

Now I'm not the biggest US patriot but when it comes to Civil War politics I bleed red white and blood. Call me capitalism cause I love America.

Oh buck oh doe oh deer

If I were to design my own house, with unlimtied funds, I'd make it an ugly combination of Queen Anne-Art Deco-Midcentury Modern

R.I.P. Lady Carter

Tf is that caption

Spinosaurus

Good on us Ohio, good on us for that.

I wihs for pocket sand *the monkey paw furls a finger* Everytime I stick my hand in my right pocket of this specific pair of pants my hand fills with sand.

They changed the "Kill your television" and "Resist medical tyranny" billboard to "Less 1984 more 1776" and "Climate change is a psyop" The woke mob has spoken

I plan on living forever but if I do die it better be because of something silly

My favorite tree to draw is the simple palm, but I much prefer a pine or maple in actuality.

This whole time I've had Shaun King and Sean Kingston confused. That would probably be why I was so confused

I'm just gonna say, I am growing followers at a way faster rate here than the wretched place

Repost how people would know if you suddenly became rich