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A black mirror episode where a couple starts an OF account but it’s just them being a healthy couple and subscribers tip for compliments and like having honest conversations and shit

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If your kids hate you because you couldn’t get them a switch 2 after the president you voted for ruined the entire global economy, that is squarely your fault and I’ll be their new dad.

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My head-canon is that this exists solely to counteract the deluge of "songs that would kill Prince Philip on the spot" playlists.

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I feel like I’m the only one who is “intermediate” with chopsticks. Everyone else is either an expert or terrible.

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I’ve yet to see someone criticize Chappell Roan in good faith. It always contains either misogyny, homophobia, straw-manning or all three.

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Reading is so fucking cool like you can just do that shit

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I’m no expert but one thing democrats could do right now to improve their midterm chances is delete Rachel Platten’s Fight Song from existence

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Did the makers of the Dunkin Donuts Sabrina Carpenter Brown Sugar Shaken Espresso consider that it might conjure images of everyone’s new favorite pop princess absolutely nuking her toilet 35 minutes after drinking? Asking for a friend…

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I’m home. FUCK United Airlines forever

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Is it too much to ask that I have one fucking flight that doesn’t include having a mental breakdown in a window seat while children scream at the top of their lungs while we’re delayed for 3+ hours?

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An all neurodivergent Sharon Jones cover band called The Yap Kings

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thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

submitted 66 days ago • 640 comments

Everyone looking forward to the think pieces is how Kendrick has united us all

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philly friends please be safe tonight. only climb up street signs and light poles within your ability. nobody wants to see this end on a sour note

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Go birds forever

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The longer I live in this county the more I’ve come to vibe with the Philly sports teams/fans. Like yes girl climb a lamppost have some fun babes

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Super Bowl commercials are straight dogshit this year

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Uber drivers should be banned for blasting their music too fucking loud

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“Kanye isn’t antisemitic. He just made some awkward tweets in a moment of enthusiasm. Let’s give each other a little grace shall we?” -the ADL probably

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Making music alone kinda sux

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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 69 days ago • 337 comments

Ed Sheeran could’ve played anything on that sitar and he played shape of you

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Jimmy Neutron was lit as fuck

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How does one tell the Dunkin‘ Donuts staff that their door sounds like satan scratching his ass

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one thing that has become crystal clear over the last two weeks (if it wasn't before) - these are not the guys we need right now www.idiotbox.site/p/these-are-...

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I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

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I’d rather someone be aggressive than be passive aggressive

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The Weeknd might have just dropped an album good enough to get me to forgive him for The Idol

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Stop fucking saying he blamed “DEI,” which is some abstract, non-tangible idea. He is blaming people of color having jobs he thinks they aren’t qualified for. He’s blaming race. He’s being racist every time he says it. Journalists need to get fucking backbones, my word.

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It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too. Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more. Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.

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Bisexual men tend to end up in straight passing relationships because, like heterosexual women, we also have to contend with the fact that men are trash

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Good Luck Babe (guy’s perspective (nonono not like that (the guy is also gay)))

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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

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It takes far more courage to be unrelentingly kind than it does to lean into hate, fearmongering, and fascism. Fascism is a comfort for the cowardly until it comes for them. Resist.

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Calling all Dirty Laundry fans... 🤫 We want to feature YOUR secrets on the next season of Dirty Laundry! Do you have a juicy secret that needs to be shared with the world? Then we want to hear it!

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