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carfire.bsky.social
Piss make me like this. Piss make me die.
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Multihog

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Abolish Cozy Corner Pancake House

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Copying stories from Eater, now in newsletter form

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Back on my Steely Dan bullshit

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Every second is a highlight One more thing before you go Coffin floppin’ in the moonlight Take me down like I’m a domino

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Do something!

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Thanx

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Thinking about getting some Y2K fake nipples

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Summer isn’t summer without trusted brands like QHINLO, MOFELX, RIYLOY

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I can pay for a wedding in turnips yea?

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Mallard sunrise

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Hole Hog

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I’m high off that hog

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Build Back a Better Bernie

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Very bold of me to make a mole sauce without a firm grasp on what makes a good one 💪

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I gotta bid $45,000…$4,500 isn’t enough

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I gotta wipe my phone to exchange it does anyone have an mri machine I can borrow

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Sundays, quarter to 8am…it’s Piety Time !

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These fucken dildos

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waking up in the bottom of a spirit-free cocktail blues

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Clashing leopard print for S/S 25

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HORNY PALMDALE ENERGY

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I hate the way rando women will perceive me where they scan me up & down to find a thing or two to compliment, and it comes off as disingenuous, insincere, unctuous. Lol whats up with that

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I’m on the Sea Girt Diet…

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“You look like an artist” = “You look like a slob ass bitch” 💯💯💯 of time ,every time

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Ready to serve a life sentence there

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If they go too far left, will they blacklist themselves? Ratfuck themselves? Get themselves thrown off a ballot?

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