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I spend way too much time thinking about dinosaurs.
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Remember when we all thought billionaires were going to save journalism? I wish I didn't.

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An 11-year-old told me I was the best comedian, so I'm gonna like get that tattooed on me somewhere the next time someone doesn't laugh at my dumb jokes.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I guess Drake was Black enough to have a funeral in New Orleans.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

We can’t get rid of TikTok!!!! I have a 132 day streak with my best friend and it’s the most important thing in my life right now!!!!!!

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Boomer culture is calling you to ask you for your address and making you spell it out multiple times, calling you back to double check when it would have been infinitely easier to just text.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Are we really so tapped for nostalgia that we decided to bring back Enron???

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

The greatest betrayal is your loved ones going to Costco without you.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been listening to the audio book of “The Quiet Damage: QAnon and the Destruction of the American Family” and holy shit this is such a towering work of compassion. I’m crying so much.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

my boyfriend's dog is named Beelzebub and we call her the princess of hell. it's fitting because her farts will send you to hell

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

There's too much news today. I need Texas to chill.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

The baristas at the coffee shop right next to my apartment know my name now. It's the little things.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

(pssst, NYT Tech Guild members, when you finally get your well-deserved new contracts, could you reward the users who didn't cross the picket line by preserving our streaks? pretty please?)

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I keep thinking this morning about how my parents told me over and over again as a child that they left the Philippines to raise me in the United States because they didn't want me to live under an oppressive government.

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I have a bone to pick with the person who composes network election night music. Mostly in that the brass instruments need more interesting things to do.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

My reminder to take my anxiety meds goes off at the same time polls close. Coincidence? Yes. But also good timing.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

The fact that today is also Guy Fawkes Day feels a little...foreboding.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I’m about to turn off my text notifications out of sheer irritation over how many damn elections messages I’ve been getting.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, of course North Texas would be under a Tornado Watch THE DAY BEFORE ELECTION DAY.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

My mom finally got her citizenship last year. This picture she sent me this afternoon made me tear up a little.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

All right, all right, I'm here. Everyone can calm down now.

submitted 120 days ago • 1 comment