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I am very excited to finally reveal the title of my autobiography.

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#Tyroc from the #LegionOfSuperHeroes animated series! Artist unknown.

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The accuracy though

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Cunk is the best

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Your wish = my command

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I only ever seem to post about Reacher to trash him, but it's fine, he can take it, he's like really big

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I wish some parts of software was more like math: once you write it, you don't have to go back to do it again and again. Software that isn't continuously updated, you suspect. Math that is continuously updated, you suspect. prog21.dadgum.com/154.html

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I can't remember a tech campaign this relentless.

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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

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Graphics Programming weekly - Issue 379 - February 16th, 2025 www.jendrikillner.com/post/graphic...

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Captures it perfectly.

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Shared by a friend. Riker can not sit down on time normally.

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I like the way boxers clench their fists in photos so you know they’re boxers. Whenever you pose for a photo you should make it clear what your job is. I think that’s a fun thing to do

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X–Y-Z #355 in “ortho” mode ↓

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I made this procedural puzzle game a while back but never finished or shared it, so I decided to amend that 😁 You can play it here: mattstark.itch.io/landflip

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Please sign my petition for the British Government to unilaterally rename the USA to The British Territory of South Canada. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...

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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

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The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.

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a little more "elon did" reporting instead of "elon said" reporting would have gone a long way ...

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Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

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This was really, really, stupidly funny youtu.be/dSlGxtOTbbI?...

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

Dog gone! 🤩 #Dogs #Animals

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🔥 AMAZING. Today, the Baltic states disconnected their power grids from that of Russia. It’s taken years of prep. What a moment.

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I don't know who needs to hear this but: "SDF" has, for some, become a catch-all term that actually means "a function that tells you if you're inside/outside a shape, and a number that roughly indicates how far." A true signed *distance* function really gives you *distance.*

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these guys spent 60 kajillion dollars to make a computer forget how to do math

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Just discovered the third state of every programmer...

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A frustrating thing about web dev is that new frameworks/tools never seem to reduce overall complexity. 2005: You need to know JS, HTML, CSS. 2025: You need to know JS, HTML, CSS, TypeScript, React, Tailwind, … (Not to mention JS, HTML, and CSS are now much more complex!)

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😂😂

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