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Mr President you must deploy the U.S. military to protect your imbecile vizier's beautiful car dealerships

Pretty baby void #catsky

Severance 2.4 is… Yellowjackets?

The Post Malone Oreos dipped in some dark roast coffee is a life-changing combo

"There isn’t some 22-year-old putting together a 'Most Defiant Moments At The State Of The Union' listicle this morning. Twenty-two-year-olds don’t have jobs anymore."

Was Roland of Gilead in Wicked?

Just finished Wizard and Glass and lol at Stephen’s little adventure in Oz

**SPOILER YELLOWJACKETS** I think Lottie gave $$ to Callie to get her in the real wilderness, Shauna will follow of course, Tai is pretty much ready to go back at this point and Van might follow? So then she’s really sacrificing herself/was used to get them all back out there.

Side question and I’m sorry for sharing his face on my page but does he see this and think his makeup looks good?

So I think Van killed our girl in the newest episode of Yellowjackets

Can’t get fingerprinted in Iowa for a MO scweed badge so instead I have to drive to a … high school… in Missouri to have it done Right right big brain stuff

It may have taken me a month but I’m finally reaching the end of Wizard and Glass 🐌

Stop being so wonderful I’ve got chores to do!!

Just applied for my Missouri Agent Badge!!! 6 months to the day after my CO badge expired and I swore I’d never return to working in c*nnabis 😂

I heard my friend Dan here give a remarkable brief talk about this last month. Thankfully, he’s written it up at length to share.

The Yellowjackets fandom should be called the straitjackets?

So I found out a bunch of guys at work have a chat where they compare the asses of the women who work there this week

my cats are just fluffy autism creatures

Damn so I guess we’re moving to KC?

So is every scene with Irv after the season one finale supposed to make me cry ? (severance)

Have been trying to decide if I should leave my corporate job to return to my passion and wow is Severance motivating me to leave

Be crimes do gay or whatever they said

Roggie (baby) has been such a fascinating addition to my house. Gary has rarely snuggled up with me but Roggie just kept trying and now this 🥹 Catsky

My baby is maturing so fast #catsky 🐈‍⬛

I love when Yellowjackets gives us a scary little phone number to call as a treat

My genius son discovering ceiling lights 💕 😸 catsky

Bless the friends parents with YouTube TV so I can watch SNL 50

Got a formal job offer today to return to my favorite job I’ve ever had. Y/n is it batshit to move to a new state away from family while the country is going up in flames

Starting Severance so I have an outlet for my Yellowjackets straight-jacket energy

This is a friendly reminder to do the thing you've always been wanting to do. Now is the time.

How did I just learn Christina Ricci is pregnant in season one of Yellowjackets today though

Happy Yellowjackets (gay) season

📚💙 so is everyone else in an inescapable reading slump too?

All my children being so brave about dinner being 7 minutes late Catsky 🐈‍⬛

The future we were promised: "you'll all be chilling and eating figs under the sun while the computers will do all the work" The future we got: "You need an account to log into your toilet app to take a shit"

Is this actually an insane time to relocate and return to my dream job or the perfect time?