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He/Him Wild at heart and weird all over. pretty good. aged hipster. PDX ! ⚡fox⚡
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watching my proggrams

Whenever an irony furry starts to gain followers it triggers hypomania and their jokes just get some adult internet hip brand of lolrandom humor It's like shit XD Tweens post but they're referencing gabber, smoking mids and harmony korine

sigh different days

i will never play balatro

Big ups to the hot air balloon navigation in Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis for being frustrating ass dogshit. Every adventure game from the 80s and 90s had to have at least ONE. Police Quest has its completely baffling driving element and Fate of Atlantis has this

make Hardware Wars canon

i remember feeling like i was supposed to make myself enjoy dream daddy because i felt guilty about not wanting to date daddies at all. especially those daddies

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Periodically sending reminder messages to people I don't talk to that much normally to see if they'll have sex with me now

I am vulpine, hear me murr, my yap too loud to be ignored

New rule at work :c

I singlehandedly police the fandom to make sure people jerk off to the right things

nobody talk to me before i've had my apple juice and graham crackers and little baggie of cheerios y'all 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

There's people that take like Uber or Lyft home from work every night and it's one of the most unhinged wasteful things I've encountered haha.

#JustFoxThings

I have a dumb friend who thinks that covid boosters are a cure all and I feel like they're on the verge of being so dumb I discreetly dump them as a friend lol Like it seems literally willful at times. Covid broke their brain so hard and it's getting hard to tolerate haha

Weather the same everyday. Just makes life, the days,bleed together

Found a free slice of pizza 🦊🍕🦊

Age regression scene is by and large cool but when people in the scene are conservative and/or into guns they go fucking all in (see:polybun)

One of our patrol guards randomly decided to tell one of the facility employees they like trump. Literally almost apropos of nothing lol These people can never keep their mouth shut lmao

I'm so much better at catching up on messages during my work week lol

People losing all their followers from Twitter is probably the best thing that happened to them to stop brain rot

Kinda regret not calling off three or four hours ago. Feels like a good day for it as I'm feeling productive and like I could finish off my PCA training. Calling off just before my shift is kind of a butthole move for my coworkers and I'm feeling actually well (woke up out of sleep to take Rx early)

speaking of becoming bitchier something i have to constantly bite my tongue about is being sick of hearing about AI. that's not completely fair as it effects me far less than some of my peers but GOD sometimes

age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters

kinda fell out of touch with a lot of people due to life and people hooking up and me just going through turmoil (that is at least no longer alcohol or money related). everything is not really okay with me personally just due to family and general dissatisfaction with my life and how i'm dealing

many have called me a "freak on a leash" due to how out of kindness i quell my dark twisted desires in deference to my friends and their well being :)

*amidst an enormous complete cultural vacuum* Vin collie: sup

Picked up my equipment from work to set up at home. Nothing particularly exciting. Weirdly banal

Heckin rawpupping it

trans ppl are cool

I've said this a billion times but I really need to call off a day for a three day weekend and bury myself in friends I haven't seen in Seattle for years at this point...or go to a party. I would suck dick to go to a house party