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carlhafer.bsky.social
Dayton, Ohio. I love my wife and son, my dog Marvin, the Cubs, and reading. I do NOT like olives. Currently reading: Hamilton by Ron Chernow. https://www.goodreads.com/carlhafer
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hey yo Cubs maybe quit trying to hit the ball high in the air tonight

***looks at Kyle Stowers career numbers before this series** cool

Welcome back to baseball Pete Rose!

BRETT BATY IS SUPPOSED TO SUCK

Brett Baty sucks wtf

A Cubs cold streak was so obvious when we all got excited about them dominating the tough part of the schedule lol

EXTEND KYLE TUCKER

Going to do some pegging with the wife

EXTEND KYLE TUCKER NOW

well done bullpen #cubs

oh yeah, extend Kyle Tucker NOW #Cubs

Season has barely started and I'm already tired of Roki Sasaki getting out of jams against the Cubs unscathed seemingly every inning

extend tucker NOW

why are we not letting porter hodge close jfc

well played bullpen

PCA is my favorite Cub.

Warning track power Cubs in mid-season form!

Shohei Ohtani's "home run."

I've decided regular season games before March 27 don't count anymore #cubs

@kentremendous.bsky.social @joeposnanski.bsky.social I regret to inform you that 1990 was 35 years ago, not 25. But retroactive Oscars are still a good idea

Who could ever forget this stat line

Kid is up sick 3 straight nights then judges me for making coffee at 12:00. #dadlife

🎵 The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:🎵

Rickey Henderson has 468 more stolen bases than Lou Brock, who is #2 all time. 468 career stolen bases would put a player tied for 47th on THE ALL TIME CAREER stolen base leader board. Unbelievable player, RIP.

I do now

hnnnnnnggggghhh

Current book and baseball card bookmark combo. 📚💙 #stephenking #reds

An everything bagel but the seeds and shit stay on. Figure it out, science.

Decided to give Randy Quaid another year before canceling him after watching Christmas Vacation again.

Matt Eberflus gets fired for terrible coaching. Bengals fans:

Your stomach hurts, but it's 5:00 and the dog doesn't care. It's dinner time. #dogsofbluesky

Marvin! ##dogsofbluesky

This freak was just laying there awake with his mouth open. ##dogsofbluesky