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If you sit still or if you run, well, here it comes.
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i'm going to have a panic attack

it’s so interesting to see how generational fears have changed in the last ten years. it used to be like “why don’t millennials buy diamonds anymore!” and now it’s like “why do Gen Z believe that women are property?”

perhaps unfair but the truth is being an extremely annoying vibe-ruiner compromises your message. if you find yourself embroiled in never ending arguments in every room you enter it’s probably worth asking if you are the most effective messenger for whichever ideas you’re attempting to communicate

Psychotic!

why do Cadbury’s never do Turkish bars in big? do they think I can’t handle it? because I can handle it

hey man I’d love to go to your birthday party but I’m afraid my business is with Isengard tonight, with a rock and stone

I've always wanted to go to the Vatican to look for clues, like Lady Gaga after Jan 6

gonna start beginning my posts with “no but you don’t understand the way that-” before making a really straightforward point that all my followers broadly agree upon

ELROND: the fate of this world rests on your shoulders, young master hobbit. you must complete this journey, or else middle earth will face certain death and doom unto all men FRODO: can my friends come ELROND: yes

A 4/20 Easter is a rare chance to celebrate when Jesus got high for the first time

It’s obviously part of my job to stay aggressively abreast of what’s happening socially and culturally but it really has reached a point where like… I definitely can’t bring myself to waste my time watch things like the Carlson/McGregor interview. I just can’t make my body do it.

Jesus after emerging from the cave having been in there for roughly 24 hours

fighting tears

also on a realpolitik level, wtf does it do for Sinn Féin’s base for the party to be seen sucking off the UK Supreme Court??? their love of British culture war wedges doesn’t exactly scream republicanism.

most people don’t know this but if you die in fuck/marry/kill you die in real life

pretty embarrassing stuff, Sinn Féin

finally catching up on some recent albums I never got into and you know what, Antics by Interpol really is decent

replacing saying totally, absolutely, for sure, definitely et al. with go hiomlán. fits my speaking cadence nicely

Uber with all due respect what the hell are you talking about

fascinating in the case of Matt Yglesias that someone whose politics are stupid and cynical would also be stupid and cynical on a personal level

oh it's a motherfuckin Jonestown. looks like we got a Jonestown on our hands boys.

Funny that it only took like half a century before the idea of going to literal space became an irritation

"The left went too far" in contemporary U.S. politics is almost always a lie and a very convenient way to rationalize moral failure. For example, "MeToo went too far" replaces "I do not care about sexual violence or its victims and I don't want to have to even feel bad about that"

Rory McIlroy Announces Retirement, Renounces Golf

If I was Rory McIlroy I’d have come back out in a completely different outfit claiming my name was Bory BcIlroy

not being funny but what’s wrong with this guy

it would be so good if he screamed as he hits this drive

when the golfer makes the long walk from the teeing area to the green the crowd should be allowed to behave insanely. just shouting the scariest most frightening shit possible. they should block out the sun until he putts the ball.

oh and a grizzly bear has invaded the course and torn Rory McIlroy limb from limb ladies and gentleman this is a dark dark day for golf

only one man can save the United States now

Carl Kinsella, qu’est-ce que c’est

'feels like we don't talk enough about-' i'll stop you right there pal there's not a single thing on earth we aren't talking enough about.

"Ireland has the resources to protect its literary heritage at the same time as providing adequate access to housing for the public at large. We are doing neither of those things, instead opting to siphon Dublin’s cultural cache for the purpose of capitalising on a rental crisis." My column:

fuck AI there's only one ethical way to make a doll of yourself

'The conversion of 15 Usher’s Island will do nothing to aid the housing crisis, and so its demise represents only a loss to Ireland’s cultural history, and an acceptance of Ireland’s cruel and austere modern-day. And rents will continue to rise, upon all the living and the dead.'

"Ireland has the resources to protect its literary heritage at the same time as providing adequate access to housing for the public at large. We are doing neither of those things, instead opting to siphon Dublin’s cultural cache for the purpose of capitalising on a rental crisis." My column:

can never understand when i read about this male loneliness epidemic. have these men not tried being beloved by everyone who meets them? it's very very easy. for me anyway.

I believe in my grind so much that when I'm listening to This Must Be The Place by Talking Heads and David Byrne sings “never for money, always for love” I turn it off

Finn McRedmond is like me if I'd chosen to betray everything I believe in