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“Anyone who has ever spent time searching for an apartment online will know that many Irish landlords don’t even feel the need to make their traditional rentals especially liveable — which does not augur well for a situation that is less liveable to begin with.” This week’s Surrealing in the Years:

Obvious red.

I’ve been living alone for nearly two months now and while there are good and bad sides to it the most remarkable thing is how often I find myself doing things while naked. Boiling a kettle, for example. Or frying rashers. You wouldn’t believe the things you can achieve while naked in your own home

“Anyone who has ever spent time searching for an apartment online will know that many Irish landlords don’t even feel the need to make their traditional rentals especially liveable — which does not augur well for a situation that is less liveable to begin with.” This week’s Surrealing in the Years:

quite simply, fair play

the state of the US now is like... Steve Bannon does a Nazi salute and at least 50% of Americans think that's good, because they're Nazis, and the most Dems are prepareed to say is like "um, I think you'll find that's actually a Nazi salute?" as if the other Americans are cheering it on by accident.

MITCH, directed by Ali Abbasi, starring Downey Jr, is going to win a LOT of Oscars in 2027

I'm not being funny but where are the parents

Instagram could REALLY use a feature that tells you if a story was posted less than a minute ago so you don't look like a freak for seeing it after 12 seconds.

“Chiropractors aren’t good for you” who the hell said anything about ‘good for me’ I just want to someone to pull my bones apart

at least this is going to make it easier to break the news to the middle class family whose shed i have been secretly living in

I am furious that decent people are embarrassed by their substandard housing, as if they made bad life choices instead of being victims of an exploitative system. This is EXACTLY how FFG wants us to feel because it deflects from their repeated failures. This failure is 100% theirs, not ours.

One thing about the Paddy's Day stuff this year is that Elon Musk is now in charge and has already repeatedly tried to intervene in Irish elections, legislation and tech policy. So I hope our ministers are prepared for the possibility that they will be intentionally and publicly humiliated this time

living in Dublin right now

Americans who want change really, really, really, really need to wake up and realise that it is not going to come from the Democrats.

wow between this and RFK Jr trying to ban SSRIs I think I might be fucked

hello it’s me the president of Latvia

this is exactly how it feels to have sunk so much time into building a following on Twitter

I really believed My Chemical Romance were going to release new music

Oh, you’ve been right for decades? Get the fuck out of here. At the New York Times we only want to hear from people who were wrong until two minutes ago

STILL BRIGHT OUT AFTER WORK

Violence against women is a core plank in the modern-day conservative platform. The likes of Trump and Musk are actively seeking out rapists, abusers, etc who they can promote or help out or install in positions of power.

i know this isn't really the point but i think we should all just have our own websites again because algorithmic media sucks

baby do you like this meat it’s on the menu cos of me

SNL seems to exist exclusively as a vehicle for sentimentality about SNL.

has anyone seen that ad where there's a guy who thinks everyone is saying the phrase 'go to town' to him? that's also how i perceive life

@carlkinsella.bsky.social has outdone himself w/ Surrealing in the Years: Ná bí ag insint bréaga, le do thoil jrnl.ie/6622635

2025 is a movie that seeks to answer the question 'what if everyone was Neville Chamberlain'

'Martin’s bilingually bellicose approach was compounded when McDonald appealed to Ceann Comhairle Verona Murphy to intervene, only for it to become clear that the Murphy hadn’t a clue what Martin had just said.' Here is this week's Surrealing! Enjoy!

i think all those people who comment 'the substance' on pictures of an older famous person standing beside a younger famous person who looks sort of like them may have missed the point of 'the substance'

asked @silviap.bsky.social (who's learnin Irish on duolingo) what she thought "ag insint bréaga" might be and she guessed it first try (knew the verb and guessed the noun by context) you'd hope the ceann comhraile would be making as much effort for an príomhteanga náisiúnta

If Liverpool blow the league against a team whose only goal threats are centre-backs, left-backs and CDMs I will be in a very very bad place.

'Martin’s bilingually bellicose approach was compounded when McDonald appealed to Ceann Comhairle Verona Murphy to intervene, only for it to become clear that the Murphy hadn’t a clue what Martin had just said.' Here is this week's Surrealing! Enjoy!

Our @carlkinsella.bsky.social is on fire this week. Because this is Bluesky, I should probably clarify that I don't mean that literally, it's an expression. Surrealing in the Years: Ná bí ag insint bréaga, le do thoil jrnl.ie/6622635

"In other words, it will be a masterclass in the art of ag insint bréaga. Fortunately, we’ve got just the right man on the job." 🔥 *mic drop* 🔥 Maith thú @carlkinsella.bsky.social 👏 www.thejournal.ie/readme/surre... #IrishPol

celebrating St Valentine's day by giving a baby a bow and arrow

They should do a White Lotus but in Centre Parcs Longford

Probably not a great idea for Liverpool to behave like the most rattled team on earth right now