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The only person who hates Drakes as much as Kendrick.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Hey yo, it's just another...

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

People are always giving out about scrums collapsing under pressure but that's exactly what I do so give them a break #6nations

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

People online: "I don't like cats because they will eat the owners after they die" Me: Instantly goes into town after learning this to load up on oysters and snails so I can prep myself like I'm Bedelia in Hannibal, just in case. "Yeah, that's crazy"

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Realizing how well "Cucurella" replaces "Dr Zaius" in his eponymous Simpsons song really adds something to watching Chelsea play.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Must have been real difficult for The Chillies to find of a song about California to play at that Wild Dire benefit.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

My brain in work: Someone needs to Deep Six this month, sharpish. My mouth in work: Someone needs to Sixty Nine this month, sharpish.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Really glad Twitter doesn't get to name snooker players

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody forgets how to walk quicker than anyone who enters a pharmacy.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Easily the best screenshot I'll ever take.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

To anyone interested, I finally set up the thing everyone told me to set up. My profile on Letterboxd boxd.it/cUCTp

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Milan posting a serious W, here

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

When you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

This is how every story coming out of the US today, looks to me.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

You're not the boss of me, RTÉ

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

My inner monologue when I spend the day relaxing and not recording

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

My dad bought himself this adorable little elephant and his little elephant and I love them both.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Almost everyone I've ever loved, loved David Lynch. He was peerless and I will miss him.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

If I ended up a festival with this line up I'd concentrate intensely until I convinced my own heart to stop beating and slowly drift off into the sweet, soundless embrace of the abyss.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

No one has ever so conclusively lost anything as Drake lost this beef. It's Kirk Van Houten stuff. His next record should be called Can I Borrow A Feeling?

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Guess OPM lied to me.

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Huge blow for The Vatican too, tbf.

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Every year I watch A Muppets Christmas Carol and every year I ask myself the same thing. What ever happened to this absolute smoke show?

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Ruben Amorim to Pep's legacy.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Here's a thing about me you don't know. Sometimes I sing "Spoonman" in my head but change the lyrics to "Rum Ham"

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

When I was a kid my dad accidentally referred to The Backstreet Boys as The Backwards Boys and to this day, it's still the funniest thing anyone has ever said.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

I've gone full Winston Bishop and I don't care.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, that's about right.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

That's the kind of situation that'd make a less trustworthy man sweat.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Reuters really has me dead to rites on this.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Larry, I'm on DuckTales

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

The hopeful thing I’m taking away from this election is how few votes the far right guys are getting. There’s no silent majority of far right in Ireland. When they’re out doing their stupid protests, that’s literally all of them out there.

submitted 95 days ago • 5 comments

Listen, I'm not an adult film star but if I ever become one, I've got my name banked

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I don't care what anyone says, The Huffington post sounds like a mail delivery service created and managed by Pokémon.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

🚨 There are one or two phishing accounts pretending to be me and trying to get people to send them money, which is a MASSIVE PAIN IN THE HOLE - if people could report bsky.app/profile/ciar... and bsky.app/profile/ciar... I'd hugely appreciate it. I only sell through my website, www.ciaraioch.com 🚨

submitted 98 days ago • 44 comments