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If you live in New York, please vote for Zohran Mamdani. I wish I had the chance to vote for someone like him in Texas.

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i will not, under any circumstances, vote for zohran mamdani. i live in chicago, which is a different city

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Could somebody tell me what exactly is going on with Microsoft?

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Nice

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There hasn't been a bigger red flag to the NYC mayoral race than George Santos backing Cuomo.

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Still waiting for Obi to wake up. #NBAFinals

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Halliburton not getting up. Scary. #NBAFinals

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Ok who is singing the national anthem 😭😭 #NBAFinals

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I feel like OKC deserves to win after failing to when they had Russ, KD, and Harden.

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Might as well.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I die now

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OKC is looking strong, though it isn't over until it's over.

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Is this a prank?

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Tyrese Haliburton having 0 points in the first half is WILD. Hope he wasn't in your lineup 🙈

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When did the Detroit Tigers get rid of the line from the mound to home plate? It was iconic😔

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EL BOMBI 💣

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Forgot about the existence of the Gold Cup. The DR seems to be playing well.

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Typical Rangers situation: top of the 9th, leading 3-1, 2 outs, bases loaded.

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TSA at small airports like Eugene are so nice! DFW could never.

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College graduation gowns and hats are stupid

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About to end it all

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Can't believe people ever hated Cherki's style. I'VE ALWAYS STOOD BY YOUR GAME everyone else is a PHONEY!!

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Why are all the leases in Eugene 12 month minimum?

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Eurovision is still so confusing to me.

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Jacob deGrom, my beloved, please pitch like a demon tonight 🙏 (I know you will 😘)

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I've hit peak Americana; happy hour at the bar with a pint of Coors light watching baseball and the Stanley Cup playoffs on two different TVs.

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Final bets for Pope, last call.

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Hate-watching the PSG game today. It is not looking good.

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IS THE BEEP ON THE POPE SMOKE WATCH LIVE STREAM SPECIFICALLY FOR THE SEAGULLS??? that's so funny

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What are the chances the new Pope is chosen today?

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So there are checkmarks now? Ok.

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I want a Dr. Pepper

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Lyon found a way not to mess up too bad. Not excited about Old Trafford, though.

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Classic Texas Rangers, choking in the bottom of the 9th.

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PSG please lose by a lot

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Trump thinks he's winning the chicken game with that 104% tariff 😭 brother you're stupid there's no commitment to these numbers just like how you have no commitment with your wife

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That lady who accepted the Oscar for best song embodies why the Internet hates the French #Oscars

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Someone explain what is happening at MSNBC

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Only way to join that club is by selling the Tesla

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Here's to hoping that Friends of Jimbo #5 has Baldur's Gate 3🤞

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What do you call a "tweet" or post on Bluesky? A "sky"?

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Game Over

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