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I cook BBQ. I sometimes design things. I also fly kites. Do with this information what you want.
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Nobody in the White House press corps will actually do it, but I'd love to see someone ask Karoline Leavitt why the administration is levying tariffs on nonwhite-majority countries Madripoor and Wakanda while ignoring Sokovia and watch how she spins that answer.

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

The trees just keep masturbating everywhere.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I was in a bad mood when I made this a decade ago and I'm in a bad mood today.

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This year for Lent, I'm giving up

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

“Let’s be clear, the Democrat demand is really simple,” Sen. Chris Coons (D-DE) told TPM, with a mocking emphasis on the word “demand” on Thursday. “It’s that the President commits to following the law. That’s it. It’s not a big deal.” talkingpointsmemo.com/news/congres...

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Pro tip: Always say the full, "Happy Valentines Day" to your significant other. Don't abbreviate it to "VD."

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I like yelling things you say in other sports during the Super Bowl. “C’mon ump. Are you blind?” “Whoa ball! Whoa ball!” “They should go for a three pointer!”

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

"I've just released my own fragrance" is perhaps the most polite way to inform people that you farted.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

The 1990s ITV franchise review in general, but specifically, this

submitted 82 days ago • 3 comments

WAYS I USE MY TOILET, RANKED: #1 #2

submitted 83 days ago • 23 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 84 days ago • 336 comments

It’s humid. Not so humid that it’s raining. But humid enough that it’s moistening.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Endless Jeopardy is operational!! Play by replying, vote with likes. New round every hour.

submitted 95 days ago • 11 comments

I just really miss Chick-Fil-A Lemon Pie sometimes.

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The entire tech industry right now

submitted 96 days ago • 60 comments