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Writer, Marxist shitpost sommelier, Midwest mutant. Author of "Ultimart" available 4/15/25. Pre-Order here: https://carlwilhoyte.com/
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This is important: it doesn't matter if they're being ironic or trolling. They are doing Nazi salutes in public to cheering applause.

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We are being MOGGED

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A Manhattan federal judge on Friday banned Elon Musk’s team from regaining access to the U.S. Treasury Department’s most sensitive payment and data systems until the conclusion of a lawsuit that claims the group’s access is unlawful.

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become ungovernable

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IT WAS CALLED $GREED IT WAS CALLED $GREED

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"Someone should do something about all these problems!" Yeah, probably. But the new season of Severance is on. I'm tired. It's too cold out. My tummy hurts. This is cringe. carlwilhoyte.com/2025/02/21/w...

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"Listen, you can do scams about Cuban tummyache guns, drone strike children, and snort coke all night but NO GAYS"

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Wrote something for you all. On apathy, on posting, our collective paralysis, our feckless opposition carlwilhoyte.com/2025/02/21/w...

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I'm going to become Comedy Stalin.

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My "I did not move the gold from Fort Knox" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

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Elon Musk is truly environmentally conscious, even recycling 2017 #Resistance Lib cringe. They have become the soy. They will stream the Harry Potter in their pods. They will eat the bugs, because that's epic and based.

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Happy to announce that the enigmatic Washington outsider "Mister C" has been confirmed as Director of the FBI.

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It’s that easy

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The important distinction is the GOP *never* talks like this. They never assume they have no power or agency. They think long term. They're always campaigning. They're always on the offensive and that's why when they win, they win big.

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anyone can gaze these days

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This is the core of all US politics now: a deranged, brainrotted thicket of dumbasses and grifters, all climbing over each other in the crab pot to take selfies and push gas station dick pills. What a rotting corpse of a country, with everyone shocked that maggots are flourishing.

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The FBI is such a morally bankrupt agency, filled with psychopaths and human scum who destroy people's lives for no reason, it's only fitting they have a champion-level toesucking dipshit like Kash Patel in charge. It's a mirror. They deserve no better.

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We're just going to be run by the dumbest, most vile, incompetent, annoying people this cesspool of a political culture can produce. We are ruled by slime molds.

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Considering the repulsive vile politics of young men 18-29 these days, ladies you are ahead of the game.

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JD Vance doesn't want us to act like men, with aspects like: duty, responsibility, wisdom, and courage. They want to act like the worst version of boys: selfish, destructive, crude and entitled. A nation of snotty spoiled brats.

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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

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This is fucking pathetic. This is absolute soy behavior. You have eaten the slop for too long.

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DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series

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This is a concentration camp. They are describing a concentration camp.

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Major news! A court in Montana has just declared SB458, a bill that "defines sex" in a way that ends the legal recognition of transgender people in Montana, as facially unconstitutional. This is the first time a bill defining sex has been ruled on! Huge win for trans people in MT!

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Boeing could do the funniest thing possible.

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