Profile avatar
carlyckelley.bsky.social
Denver, CO. Hug your dog.
267 posts 300 followers 338 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 21 Comments 29

On our walk this morning, we spotted a muskrat (I think) carrying on in the creek. Vinnie the hunter had zero interest.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Guy: How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you know yet? Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

submitted 116 days ago • 23 comments

SINCE YOUVE BEEN GONE

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I got notice via credit karma that my credit score plunged because my student loans had apparently been recalled and i now have like thirty days to repay them in full. Anyone else? @propublica.org

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

That top!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

A minor

submitted 30 days ago • 75 comments

anyway good night

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

Tonight’s view of the Chicago River from the Purple Line

submitted 33 days ago • 11 comments

youtube just reminded me of one of the most bizarre videos i've ever seen, where a guy says "i can sense moles underground" and then shoves his hand into the dirt and pulls out a mole

submitted 33 days ago • 65 comments

This is Doug. He may not have a 9-5, but being a full-time cutie patootie is exhausting work. 12/10

submitted 33 days ago • 45 comments

We could just be reading great books, watching good movies, and eating fruit. Instead we have to survive/fight miserable power hoarders. What a waste of limited time.

submitted 32 days ago • 127 comments

Hi Paul, @pfrazee.com about moderation - I like to mute certain terms at night so I can just have a good time after work hours scrolling without reading about, ehm, current affairs. Do you think you could make a setting that mutes words for certain hours of the day? Or is this just a me thing?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

@theferocity.bsky.social they’re just too big. That’s it, moose are too big.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

wtf @schatz.bsky.social why didn’t you vote no on unanimous consent? You told us you would.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Remembering this one guy on Twitter in like 2017 who got INCANDESCENTLY mad at me, sea-lioning relentlessly for literal weeks, when I tweeted that Elon Musk was just Donald Trump For Nerds

submitted 42 days ago • 8 comments

“Our dad said you needed some smiles, we’re here with sunny Seattle walkies, let’s gooooooooooo!” 🧵

submitted 45 days ago • 20 comments

what radicalized me? fern gully

submitted 49 days ago • 22 comments

🚨🚨 Puppy Cart!! 🚨🚨

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Just to be clear, this is also what happens when you take me to the aquarium

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Meet Onions.

submitted 121 days ago • 244 comments

every squirrel you see is currently on a dare from another squirrel

submitted 78 days ago • 10 comments