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your friendly neighborhood Mäther
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submitted 21 hours ago • 93 comments

Absolutely in love with this scammer’s concept that UPS would text me about my package using the phrase “if that doesn’t do it” 😭😭😭 cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

Rusty is already learning how to play more gently with the girls, especially Cashew 🥺🩵

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Clocking in for another day at the email factory while the world burns around us 🫡🫡🫡

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The Piña Colada Song has got to be the best song about being an absolute piece of shit

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

We’ve got a Fäther’s Boy in the house 🥺

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Goldendoodle breeders have endorsed Andrew Cuomo

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Rusty is here and already approved by everyone except Cashew, who keeps trying to (lightly) murder him 🙃

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

I don’t care if it’s corporate marketing, I like that the cunty murderbot said trans fucking rights

submitted 3 days ago • 47 comments

I usually hate it more than almost anything when people leave their shopping carts in the middle of empty parking spaces, but I just watched an old lady delicately move her cart and another stray cart both into the "reserved for law enforcement" space 🥲

submitted 3 days ago • 63 comments

New foster drops today!!!! Picking up this *incredibly* handsome 2yo gentleman after work 😍😍😍 His name is Rusty and we plan to just keep it because he certainly won’t be around long 🩷

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

when Möther stop petting u 🦇

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Dress it up in progressive language but you're cheating yourself by not doing the work. This is the worst thing about AI: millions of students refusing to learn, taking zero interest in the world around them, empty in mind and heart. Your punishment is the person you will become.

submitted 6 days ago • 188 comments

You will absolutely never guess what this is in reply to

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Maxine’s little boyfriend (girlfriend? nemesis?) has gotten bolder recently. On Sunday night he came to the door and sat here for probably 10 minutes in various spots, staring in at her 😭 (This was the first time I’ve ever heard Maxine hiss)

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Had my annual skin cancer check today and passed w/flying colors! Although my derm told me that my insurance might not cover tretinoin past the age of “either 23 or 28” Tretinoin… the medicine that is explicitly for… wrinkles + signs of aging??? For aging yet beautiful bitches exactly like me??????

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Connections today is misogynistic and no I will not elaborate!!!

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment