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Lil Doodie Man was a perfect houseguest for the temp foster, but he missed us very much 🥲

submitted 52 minutes ago • 2 comments

Entrusted with the most holy of tasks (holding the bride’s vape)

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

she made the greatest posting mistake you can make, acknowledging a dunk on you like this

submitted 2 days ago • 425 comments

I probably think this 5-10 times a day.

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

The most precious girls en route to Nana’s house 💘

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

My lil Doodie Man goes to a temp foster today for the weekend— please join me in praying he doesn’t pull a Triscuit and all goes well with the dropoff 🥴 (also, look how sweet he and Shew were being last night 🥲)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Frank stuck his snoot right into my Negroni and took 3 slugs before I could shout ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS?? so I guess this is *our* drink now, comrade

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

submitted 2 days ago • 110 comments

just saw a stat that if just 6% more people chose to adopt rather than purchase their pets, we could end the killing of animals in shelters 🤯 SIX PERCENT

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

This is literally the Chad/virgin meme in real life lmao

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

*after spending 33 hours putting doom and gloom in your timeline* Looks like we need a timeline cleanse guys. Here's the second picture when I googled "birds"

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Frank has been testing our patience this week 😵‍💫 apparently his original calm demeanor was just bc he had a (surprise) URI, so now that he’s feeling better, he has MUCH more energy. Also, Cashew caught the URI, is coughing badly and needs to see the vet tomorrow. I’m really done with it today 😞

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

It’s time to address the allegations that I “pee all over my own arms almost every time I pee, so Mom has to wait at the door with a glass of water and a wet wipe to wash + wipe my pee off my arms before I go back inside.” Well: they’re true. But I’m also very cute! Xoxo, Gossip Frank

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Jennifer’s Body but instead of killing and eating a man, I just go back to the gym after a week off and immediately feel human again

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Today in “grabbing a dopamine hit wherever we can”: bought myself a new wallet/credit card holder ft. the carpet pattern from The Shining 😍 mcwhandmade.com is a small business that hand-makes carpetbags in lots of interesting patterns and bag shapes. I love my wallet so much 💓

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

my precious baby girl 💘

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

2pm chocolate croissant and Diet Coke, we are so back

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The girlies are fightinggggg! Jk but actually, the girlies are teaching Frankie how to play in a socially-appropriate manner and it’s making me cry 🤗 also, check out 10yo Crout holding her own with the baby! She’s amazing.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

So Frankie not only cried for 30+ mins when we crated him at bedtime, but also woke up and started crying again if either of us shifted during the night (or god forbid, got up for a bathroom break) sooo I give up! He’s sleeping in the bed!

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

My bestie’s bridal shower was today and it was beautiful 💙💙💙

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment