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I'm just a girl in the world. Healthy obsession with Mad Max Fury Road. She/her "Poopty pewpty pants" - Robert E. Howard
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me everyday

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You're the man with the ideas, Nate. I salute you 🫡

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if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

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I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.

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CEOs in America in the last week: "Oh shit, we actually have to live in the society we created. Ooopsie maybe we should have actually been more concerned with human life being sacrosanct."

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They handed me a phone, a phone where I could make posts. The posts made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They handed me a phone, a phone where I could make posts. The posts made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They handed me a phone, a phone where I could make posts.

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I am SO SORRY, but every time I read news about the UHC CEO my brain automatically reads it as 'UFC shooter' first and I'm like "SMDH they're letting GUNS into the fights now, what's next?!"

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Coming up on the anniversary of this one, not my original post but whoever did make this needs their business minded 😤

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@xsullo.bsky.social I found you on the 🐦 app originally and I'm glad I found you here. Your digital artwork is absolutely fucking STUNNING, use of colors and light/shade is insane. This one is definitely one of my favorites

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Therapist: What thoughts are keeping you awake at night? Me talking fast: K so you know how American supergroup The Postal Service collaborated via mail and that's how they got their name and when the pandemic hit they DIDN'T PUT OUT ANYTHING NEW and was a missed opportunity? No? Therapist: 😶

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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

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I can’t fuck wit you if you don’t masturbate YOU don’t even fuck wit you 🙂‍↔️

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saying “i will do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes

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When you refuse to pay for the expensive snacks at the cinema.

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Your Daily Affirmation: I am confident in my abilities and I use them to help others find confidence in theirs. I express abundance in generosity & meet opposition with kindness. The hatchet wielding murder bears who pursue me hate that shit.

submitted 102 days ago • 9 comments

Inspired to decorate for Christmas early this year too. Feeling the holiday spirit!

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Calling out of work on account of being absolutely disgusted

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Sometimes I think I would be better suited to a medium with more screaming

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This is one that I genuinely think will be printed in history books one day to show how insane American media culture became. CBS News presenting ethnic cleansing as a housing policy to be compared with home construction tax incentives.

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"All dreams have meanings." My dreams:

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If you give Elon Musk your credit card information, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. When you give him the milk, he'll probably ask you for a straw. When he's finished, you'll ask him to go fuck himself.

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Where my fellow Fugazi/Minor Threat fans at? 😆

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