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Gang of Roses

Post a villain you love

Like shoes for tennis or you country? Lol

Get to the Telly and had to put the heat on in the room 😅🥶

Hide your husbands 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'll say it again. If y'all don't have one of these in your state..... Thoughts and prayers. I just SMASHED a cook out style combo tray, with a Cheerwine. 😍

RDU to MIA | MIA to TPA ✈️

Drinking at 1:30pm is crazy for me. I wanted to try this vanilla crown and cherry coke combo. Cherry coke has caffeine so it had to be in the day time… that’s a good reason right??

If you’re from any of these states you a real one ✊🏾

this is what christmas looking like this yr

Could two followers please copy and re-post this message to show that someone is always there? Please reach out for the assistance you need if you need it. National Suicide Prevention Hotline UK: 0800 689 5652 US: 1-800-273-8255 Canada: 1.833.456.4566

Until I can go out butt ass naked (with sunscreen 😂) without getting locked up, winter is superior.

I feel like white people make so many movies about them having cancer, because they have no hardship to talk about or stories to tell.

And when they roll this out PLEASE act like you been here before 🙄

They’re gonna be rolling out the features we’ve all been asking for!

White on white crime is really getting out of hand…

I found a Bose speaker at the airport and I’m taking this ho HOOOOME

Dollar Tree!

Me on #Blacksky VS Me on #NiggaSky

#NiggaSky = Walmart #BlackSky = Target

#niggasky = the hood #blacksky = the suburbs

Some paper towels and Starbucks cups

What’s the first album YOU remember buying with your own money?

We started Thanksgiving dinner at 4pm lol

Girl is gender neutral by the way. I don't mean no harm when I say it 😭

I didn’t mess it up! Nephew did and I got locked out! So yes let her pay for it lol

Some of these questions y’all be asking on here gives data mining security questions 🤨 #blacksky

Black women watching everything crumble without them is peak mess around and find out. Enjoy the much needed time off 💪🏾 #Blacksky

Drake: Just one, please Hot dog cart guy: Mustard on the meat? Drake: *bursts into tears*

Happy Monday everyone! For those who have to work this week, I pray that you’re able to do the bare minimum while clocked in 💖

The entirety of Black America streaming Not Like Us

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

Ex cheated on me, I was hurt asf so I let his favorite local rapper he would fangirl over take me out on a date, rearrange my insides, throated him, then purposely didn’t wash my mouth out so I could come home n kiss my ex on the mouth with his lil idol’s nut. 😘

We’re gonna try this bar and game thing again with my baby lol last week was trash

Oop… it’s time to light a clearing log. 🥶🥶 Fireplace season is my favorite time of the year 🤗🤗

Please keep requeefing them funny skeets I’m dying over here lol

The fireplace is getting lit up TOnight

This cold ass wind is nooooo mf joke

We get the same seasons every year. I know, I know. But I dread taking my dogs out in the late Fall/ Winter