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carolemontgomery.bsky.social
Comedian, producer, writer, director, mom Creator of the Funny Women of a Certain Age comedy specials and live show. Original specials have been rereleased through Comedy Dynamics Leading the way for older female comedians
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When young women are mean to me because of my age, I reply: “I don’t bleed monthly anymore. I WIN”

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This is something we can all do.👇🏼 File a complaint with the FL and DC Bar to have Pam Bondi disbarred for not complying with the 9-0 Supreme Court ruling to return Mr. Garcia from El Salvador.

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I’d rather live in the world where Bernie shows up at Coachella. More please.

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These baby reveal parties are getting out of control. Pretty soon they’ll have parties to watch you conceive…..oh wait that’s called porn.

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Great interview with my gals @juliascotti1.bsky.social and @leighannlord.bsky.social We're in the Traverse City Comedy Festival this weekend. Come see us. youtu.be/0Ejt1Dv8k38?...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

There are two parents in every family. The mom and the person who watches mom do EVERYTHING.

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I'm almost at 10K followers which is great.....I just would love more interaction on here.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Nice to know the money I put into my IRA for tax purposes is gone before it cleared my bank.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Look on the bright side. When it all goes to shit we can all go live on a commune. (Commune=camps)

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If you think I’m going anywhere….guess again.

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Great, thanks to the tariffs, my $6 Temu sneakers are now $4000.

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My body thinks it’s still a Russian peasant so it’s holding onto my fat for reserves like it’s walking across Europe. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Ya know, all of this could have been prevented if they had just let him hang out with the cool kids at Elaine's.

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At this point in time, locusts could be falling from the sky and everyone would be like: BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKERS

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When all this chaos is finally over I'm going to be able to breathe normally again.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

THIS season of Fake President has really jumped the shark.

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Meant the world to me to have Leighann on my third special

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

After the Full Moon Party episode of White Lotus, I'm never drinking again.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

One thing about my generation is that we believe we can do anything and yes we can. But sometimes our bodies say, ‘Calm down there, sweetie. Yeah, we know you want to change the world but we need a nap first.’

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

This right here

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

A little humor to brighten your day!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I'd like to send my therapy bills straight to the source.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Watching people boarding a plane and now I understand why we’re heading towards a dictatorship.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Tip of the Day Surround yourself with people who don't mentally exhaust you.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I along with some terrific peeps are on this, take a look!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

This is a great tool to let your voice heard!

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

We'll know Newsom has been compromised if he gets back with his first wife.

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For people who say they won't touch Social Security and Medicare, remember what happened to Roe v. Wade.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Ok I'll admit it, I've been getting my drugs from Canada..... and when I say drugs I mean Tim Horton's coffee.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

NO NOTES

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

My show about the second act of life: Funny Women of a Certain Age is having its own second act!! Streaming on Apple TV, Amazon, Google and more streaming services!

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I was so happy when my hotel room had a tub. I made myself a bubble bath which I love. I’m 67 and I’m still in the tub 12 hours later cause I can’t figure out how to get out of it. Send help. 🤣

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Due to inflation, the 99 cents store is rebranding as the 25 dollar store.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I just realized Muskrat is the live version of Mr. Burns.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Hard to navigate the social media these days. Torn between railing against this administration and hey watch my specials.

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