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Often affable. (I was @scarycookies at the other place) my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
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My hobbies include occasionally taking trolls seriously but only when it's fun.

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Hi. I'm Lulu! I hope you like me. But if you don't that's OK too. I get it.

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

what I immediately think of every time I see the word "delulu"

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Never say never It’s quite presumptive of you Got to be humble (My other driving haiku )

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Let's agree to disappoint.

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

So tell me..do you partake in the hoarding of books? [first date]

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Going to pronounce cupboard “cup board.”

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Every item of clothing should have pockets.

submitted 20 hours ago • 8 comments

You can be as laconic as you want but unless you look me in the eye and enunciate, "uh huh" is never going to be as good as "thanks."

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'A moment with another being' connotes a level of sympathetic quantum intimacy that 'a minute in the same space as your constantly bonking into one another little shitty atoms' can only spin the bottle of

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I always knew you could do it!

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another one with a story i’m willing to listen to

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here putting pizza rolls in my purse.

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Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

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Spring is happening in spite of our best efforts. We’ve got right whales skim feeding and river herring on the make and old couples in Buicks looking for lobster rolls

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Yes, of course I know what "anthropomorphize" means. Weather can be ambivalent. Look, just shut up and bring a sweater, okay? (and other arguments I have with myself)

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you may remember me from such hits as owie ouchies and yowzers

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I wanted to pick up what you were putting down but my lumbago is acting up again.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Inside me there are two sloths.

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I was doing that thing to show how tight my abs are and my hand bounced off and punched me in the mouth.

submitted 19 hours ago • 4 comments

Bro my petard is trash….barely hoisted me at all 🤦‍♂️

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In this house, we believe: - love is love - science is real - all forests are haunted - burritos are health food - reading & sleeping are noble pursuits - moss & magic make a happy home

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Vaguely drunk and making bad decisions. (Please clap. This is the best bad decision I've made in 8 years.)

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

5, 7, & 5. A fashion or a lifestyle? Haiku is the best! 😁

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It's better to give than to receive, so go ahead and give'em hell

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There is a polar bear in the toilet

submitted 57 days ago • 2 comments

A superintendent is an intendent who was normal baby on Krypton before he was sent here

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

You remember my dead best friend’s birthday minute, and I feel so loved.

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love how the inventor of the comma was like, "wait, i'm not FINISHED ✋"

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Everybody has that one friend who, during a perfectly normal conversation about French châteaux, says something outlandish like "this reminds me of the time my gonads exploded on a bus in Colombia". And everybody goes, "ok, Phil, anyway, in Carcassonne there was this lovely brasserie..."

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What do you mean, "It's not time for lunch yet"?!

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how was headache + sneezing not a finishing move in mortal kombat

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Wondering if the tip requested at the McDonald’s self order kiosk goes to help support all the kiosk’s little tablets at home.

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Tired of the “need to sneeze” feeling without the follow through.

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sorry about all the storms lately i’ve been having issues controlling my rage

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I still remember the day my father promoted me to general disappointment.

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We do not experiment on animals. The flamingos are supposed to look like that.

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I'd laugh politely but I'm not sure that you're kidding.

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Girlfriend: Guess what! It's going to be our five year anniversary this year! Me: Th-- Her: If we make it! Me: 😐

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It was the coziest of times, it was the cringiest of times

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I couldn't help but notice you there not paying any attention to me whatsoever.

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I'm being assaulted by a butterfly send help

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going full denim today so i can live my best jife

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I wander off like a butterfly net then you wander in like an exploratory surgery. If you're not waiting out my collection and I'm not escaping your findings is there a chance we're working together? It might explain our hobbies being connected by fate's nervous two stomach system.

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Nice smelling jasmine shrub next to the curb is overbalanced by the "No parking on Thursdays" sign. Your Zen isn't welcome here, move along.

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