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carolynmain.bsky.social
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Isn’t “the president is declaring himself the king” like the whole reason we Americans are supposed to have guns?

I now get kimchi. It’s even good in burritos

Best icons of my fridge . Def having an orgy

Brain hemorrhage. Fatal stroke. Lingering aphasia followed by a coma. Aortic dissection. Fall down stairs while intoxicated. Fatal car crash. Fatal air crash. Drowning while under influence of Ketamine. Coronary atherosclerosis as a contributing factor. Self inflicted gunshot wound to head. Murder.

Software developers: I am never going want a desktop shortcut after installing your product and the reason for that is because I am not an unstable psychopath.

We all know that just outrage isn’t productive, right? We have to go the next couple of steps beyond that.

Luigi Mangioni / Chuck Mangioni album when

Gave my husband 20$ and 20 minutes to do a beer run for an early birthday present. Lazy, but it’s something.

Because *Batteries Not Included starts with an asterisk my child has selected it a thousand times from my video library and I’m starting to believe puerto ricans hate old people.

WIP stills

Shout out to hurting your wrist all the time drawing.

Shampoo for my real friends and real poo for my sham friends.

Me when there’s a new Donkey Kong killscreen cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2014/...

Why did we let Elmo gentrify Sesame Street

Whenever I post art in a public forum someone offers “constructive criticism” which is just them being an asshole. Make something or shut up.

For those who enjoy Succession: My buddy and did this hot collaboration of some certain very serious people. Greg Bigoni drew, I colored. Sharing this is like throwing cake batter against the wall but here you go. Prints available on redbubble. www.redbubble.com/people/gregb...

Beauty Hog

message me if you're interested!

I’m glad Mark Wallberg finally gets to save us from 9/11

Does Mc Gruff take bites out of crime because he likes the flavor ?

Look- We all know to moisturize, but did you know to do the inside of your butt cheeks.

Schloppy Joe's Big Adventure!

Does Acab include Dog Police youtu.be/78Y-1plYJuQ?...

Not sure we as a culture have properly digested Dog Police. youtu.be/78Y-1plYJuQ?... I’m an 80’s centric novelty stunt freak and i didn’t even know about this song until two years ago.

Gotta love mascots who spread seed

Hey if all it took was a seig heil to get the homies on this platform than Society is functional, eyyyy

What’s people’s favorite drawing programs these days? For vector?

In fairness to Bob Uecker i felt like he already must have died