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Isn’t “the president is declaring himself the king” like the whole reason we Americans are supposed to have guns?

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I now get kimchi. It’s even good in burritos

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Best icons of my fridge . Def having an orgy

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Brain hemorrhage. Fatal stroke. Lingering aphasia followed by a coma. Aortic dissection. Fall down stairs while intoxicated. Fatal car crash. Fatal air crash. Drowning while under influence of Ketamine. Coronary atherosclerosis as a contributing factor. Self inflicted gunshot wound to head. Murder.

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Software developers: I am never going want a desktop shortcut after installing your product and the reason for that is because I am not an unstable psychopath.

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We all know that just outrage isn’t productive, right? We have to go the next couple of steps beyond that.

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Luigi Mangioni / Chuck Mangioni album when

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Gave my husband 20$ and 20 minutes to do a beer run for an early birthday present. Lazy, but it’s something.

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Because *Batteries Not Included starts with an asterisk my child has selected it a thousand times from my video library and I’m starting to believe puerto ricans hate old people.

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WIP stills

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Shout out to hurting your wrist all the time drawing.

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Shampoo for my real friends and real poo for my sham friends.

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Me when there’s a new Donkey Kong killscreen cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2014/...

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Why did we let Elmo gentrify Sesame Street

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Whenever I post art in a public forum someone offers “constructive criticism” which is just them being an asshole. Make something or shut up.

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For those who enjoy Succession: My buddy and did this hot collaboration of some certain very serious people. Greg Bigoni drew, I colored. Sharing this is like throwing cake batter against the wall but here you go. Prints available on redbubble. www.redbubble.com/people/gregb...

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Beauty Hog

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message me if you're interested!

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I’m glad Mark Wallberg finally gets to save us from 9/11

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Does Mc Gruff take bites out of crime because he likes the flavor ?

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Look- We all know to moisturize, but did you know to do the inside of your butt cheeks.