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carpedenim.bsky.social
I'll have uhh... The real People's Princess 👸🏻 💖
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kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes

submitted 7 days ago • 102 comments

@chipotletweets.bsky.social add raw jalapeño to your line, you cowards 😤

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

DOMO! domo.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Spared you my death spiral, please respond.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Life: sure, it sucks, but at least you also didn’t sign up for it.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Let's all just agree to disintegrate.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Just take a look at this.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Looking at the beauty of the world and my ass is straight -tonished, my guy.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Watercolor art-style pokemon is the best era. New pokemon are like "this coffee cup has a face"

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Cake batter flavored anything can go fuck 👉

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I considered falling to pieces but asked myself: WWDPD?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Fucked up my There/their/They're streak, and I feel like a bronze medalist at the Torino Olympics.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Kid Rock can kick rocks, afaic.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Put a hot dog on a piece of naan, called it Naan Frank... I'm sorry.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Just ate the second saltiest thing I've ever tasted. Both were pizza-based. AMA.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Imagining an elderly couple getting really into bass music after retirement and spending their twilight years festival hopping has me teary-eyed 🥹

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

It's a great afternoon to watch Addams Family Values, iffin' you ain't a coward.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

being alive is too fuckin expensive

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Pickled in the brine of horror and camp. Sometimes both.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Fishing pole sword fight at the cracker barrel. All of em, round about 7ish, TIM.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

My heart tells me that @gorlock.bsky.social needed to see this most.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Who's up and wants to fist fight some elderly NPCs?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Paradigm shift around the taco truck, nah jk.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Scottish-born pop icon, Charo, bought me a guinea pig at the mac-donalds. I'll name him gunt.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

I made banana bread to distract myself from The Horrors™️

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, I've noticed your texts have taken a complete 180 since I told you about my "collection."

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Daily Affirmations: Your internal monologue, that only you can hear, is making everyone mad at you.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Aaaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhhhhhh.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Show us your most embarrassing notes app entry. To prove you're not a prude cop.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

Eating chocolate in front of my dog, watching him pout because I'm not giving him literal poison.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

My dog just punched me in the nose. How's your afternoon?

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Deeply troubled by your lack of crudité at this intervention. We used to be a country...

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

I am the Dr. John Carter of this 2 bedroom apartment with less than 5 total outlets.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Steve Buscemi was in My Chemical Romance during 9/11.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments