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carpfahl.bsky.social
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stop trying to make the Blair Witch scary, if the Blair Witch threatened me I would simply push her over

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

k the Oscars May have caused a tear (that looks like blue velvet on Isabella)

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Don’t mess with Colombian girls, this is general advice, they can beat you up even if you gym

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

damn if that ain't some bars

submitted 42 days ago • 51 comments

In memory of David Lynch I have consumed one cup of black coffee, one slice of cherry pie, one donut, and two Coca Colas and am transcendently meditating surrounded by images of nude women and factories

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

inside the app

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

when you’re ugly but you’re happ

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

rollin up that small town weed bought off of the ex Mennonite in that building that used to be a church, Merry Alberta Christmas

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

basketball in Canada hit new low

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

when will you be able to harass big companies to make them buy your silence on here?

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

turnin to the person next to me mid flight and cautiously asking “what year is it?”

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

get ready for sum

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

shouts to Andrew Lloyd Webber solely for the reason he wrote an acid-fuelled fever dream about suicidal cats that people are obsessed with to this day

submitted 344 days ago • 0 comments

give me a pack of smokes, bottle of adderall, and $2 billion, I will buy and fix Warner Brothers

submitted 360 days ago • 0 comments

gonna program a bot that just replies “Butlerian Jihad” to any AI-related post on Twitter

submitted 365 days ago • 0 comments

thinking about the clearly straightedge DARE guy who came to the 7th grade classroom to tell us about the time he was so high on heroin he beat up two people with a pool ball

submitted 381 days ago • 0 comments

Why do people want to go back in time? You’d have to endure the music of the Big Bopper and then cope with his tragic loss

submitted 396 days ago • 0 comments

make sure to turn the app off before midnight, lest you become the app

submitted 433 days ago • 0 comments

warm up for posting on new app

submitted 453 days ago • 0 comments