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carterthecomic.bsky.social
🎭 International standup comedian
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Harris aided an ongoing genocide. She is trash. War crimes are war crimes no matter what color/gender the person committing them 🦾

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s not make light of healthcare CEOs getting m*rdered they said 😇

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Did a thing with @travisjay.bsky.social this weekend 🔥🔥🔥

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

My working theory: Most people are devoid of passion or any real sense of meaning. (This is why so many people default into kids, pets, and religion.) Because of this you can con most people into almost anything by displaying large amounts of passion yourself. (Being attractive helps a lot tho!)

submitted 649 days ago • 1 comment

Hi! I love funny people! Yeah, I'm torn. The Oscar slap was a great example of why it's not good to make fun of people (words have impact). But I also truly believe people are too sensitive / caught up in their selves. I tend to do what you say tofu though: only make fun of people's choices

submitted 650 days ago • 0 comments

Honest question: are *you* funny?

submitted 650 days ago • 2 comments

Hardest thing about being a comic right here. May I suggest preempting making fun of your friends? It hasn’t worked for me but I still like the idea 😂

submitted 651 days ago • 0 comments

Lebron James — wow he’s underrated

submitted 652 days ago • 1 comment

Moving forward…

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Ayyy one of my faves @opeola.bsky.social is here now! 🎊🎊🎊

submitted 652 days ago • 1 comment

I’d almost never cheer for a white dude over a Black dude but Loma won that fight tho

submitted 653 days ago • 0 comments

good morning to everyone except Citibike Karen

submitted 658 days ago • 1 comment

it can seem like nazis are everywhere all the time these days but just wanna make clear they are an extremely small fraction of the population using massive platforms to seem louder. and a major part of that intent is for you to become less sensitive to nazism.

submitted 658 days ago • 2 comments

Fun! I’m just sharing random thoughts until I have Black creatives to play with. But will def advertise my wares because my wares don’t hawk themself yet

submitted 659 days ago • 0 comments

All POCs should ride for each other but maybe that’s just a weed dream of mine 💨 Because between blaccents and the way Asians in tech seem to love white acceptance, it’s looking one sided to me 🙄 Anyway, looking forward to giving this a read 📚

submitted 659 days ago • 0 comments

I truly and genuinely pray that my guy can overcome the hardships of mean internet words, so that maybe he can look into this one a little deeper 🤫

submitted 659 days ago • 0 comments

“A fondly intentioned, sexualized gesture.” Great dialogue!

submitted 660 days ago • 0 comments

If we ever get a divorce I can look at the judge and say I went into debt to support her, she owes me HALF 😇

submitted 660 days ago • 0 comments

I mute anyone who posts too much 😭

submitted 660 days ago • 1 comment

I’m about to go on a EU tour Jul-Aug, it’s all about posting on bsky

submitted 660 days ago • 1 comment

Imma start giving my girl money every month for hair/nails/etc. I just looked at how much I could afford and took a loan for the rest

submitted 660 days ago • 1 comment

This Ja Morant thing is white respectability bs Meanwhile white marines are celebrated for murder 👀

submitted 660 days ago • 0 comments

This site still seems so so so so so so so white to me 😢

submitted 661 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing makes me agree with the many, many people saying there's some autism in the sauce than new situations with implicit norms no one explained to me 😂

submitted 661 days ago • 0 comments

I get nothing over here but i kind of like being anonymous 😅

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I don't go to strip clubs a lot. Why both times I went this week I had strippers try to date me after? My girl says I'm doing this wrong lol

submitted 661 days ago • 1 comment

He's rising the ranks ofmy top 5 favorite white players -- the rest of the list is Serbian and Alex Caruso

submitted 661 days ago • 0 comments

Some of these announcers do too much. Calling players pathetic over a bad game? Loud and corny niggas never keep the same energy in person 😢

submitted 661 days ago • 0 comments

I love that Austin Reaves doesn't put on a Blaccent

submitted 661 days ago • 1 comment

I did not read this right AT ALL

submitted 670 days ago • 6 comments

🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 670 days ago • 0 comments

2: bsky 3: me Just a tiny moment from a recent show 😂 https://youtube.com/shorts/0iGCz0TUQgg?feature=share

submitted 670 days ago • 0 comments

NYC friends! I’m back in the city & have more shows 🥳 I have one tonight 5/4 at Greenwich Village comedy club! It’s gonna be a hoot! Expect equal parts comedy, sex ed, & gay animals with a smattering of Chewbacca chub speculation in honor of May the 4th!

submitted 670 days ago • 1 comment