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A WORLD WITHOUT KINGS

So this was a campaign promise not an observation.

a song you can never get loud enough

Guess what the comments look like on this photo of an advisor at my alma mater?

This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community

when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on

it’s wild that this is essentially what james carville told democrats to do. when is society at large going to stop listening to james carville

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now.

my god

she's doing a noise set

When we finally do the tribunals and truth-and-reconciliation stuff after this mess gets cleaned up, I hope each of these vile little chan dunces is sentenced to "being tackled really hard by Roquan Smith."

Lmao

“Democrats” using Gaza as a gotcha sound exactly the same as MAGA, it’s not only embarrassing but disgraceful. The world cringes.

The American people spoke, and they wanted Elon Musk to be able to share Americans’ personal information from government databases to whatever 19 year old gamers he’s trying to impress on Discord

Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

US Oligarch Elon Musk does Nazi salute after being gifted "government position" by US Oligarch Donald Trump. (2025)

Get a dog so that any would-be thieves take the dog instead of your packages.

CHARLIE WOODS HIT HIS FIRST HOLE-IN-ONE WHILE PLAYING WITH TIGER 🥹 (📺: Peacock, Golf Channel)

Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. theonion.com/man-says-fuc...