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carxter.bsky.social
21 | los angeles | 🇪🇺🇨🇴🇱🇧 internet court jester
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in the mood to doordash something i will regret later like gluten-free ihop pancakes with that motor oil syrup

i love studying political science like i have become the woke caricature Fox News fears “intersectional” “BIPOC” “decolonize” “positionality”ing my way to a degree

born to “hey girlqueen pussyboss” forced to “hope this email finds you well”

it’s share your hobbies sunday everyone! 😍 i am at my limit with trends involving male genitalia

how do i explain to my parents that this is my true dream job

if this queen was on your wrapped our wedding is next week

my spotify wrapped looks so weird this year bc most of my listening was on youtube playing nightcore versions of songs that should NOT be sped up

“white people don’t have culture” oh yeah? then explain this

unironically i wish vaccines did give you 5G like shots in both arms please

who’s celebrating wearing pants wednesday?! #WPW 👖💙

this is how it feels like to get a hinge like from someone beautiful but “Not Political” or “Moderate”

BREAKING: President-elect Trump announces plan to ban queer men from wearing black mesh tops via executive order. LGBTQ+ groups applauded the move, with one insider saying, “About time, henny.”

nothing tickles me more than a white woman university administrator signing her email as “she/ella”