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Pre order my book, A PHYSICAL EDUCATION May 2025 from Hachette: https://www.shesabeast.co/a-physical-education-the-book-its-coming/ science writer/author shesabeast.co Author of LIFTOFF couchtobarbell.com Caseyjohnston.website instagram: swolewoman
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heads up that if you pre-order my book (A Physical Education, coming May 6 to wherever books are sold) and send your receipt to this page, you can get a free ebook copy of LIFTOFF: Couch to Barbell sent directly to you. That's free for no dollars at all www.hachettebookgroup.com/articles/a-p...

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“I love science as much as the next guy; I know it always finds a way; I never say never. I think exploration of the universe is all well and good. But when a doped-up man says we’re packing up and shipping off to Mars in the next two years, I say, I’ll have what he’s having.”

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The bonus will be that all the Mars-goers die of space cancer www.shesabeast.co/mars-radiati...

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the youth have zero imagination, it's called "gathering under an abandoned bridge in the woods in the dark with BLLs and someone's shitty bluetooth speaker" www.dazeddigital.com/life-culture...

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this is the kind of tech blogging no one does anymore and there should be way more of @willsmith.fun next.content.town/p/unfucking-...

submitted 3 days ago • 118 comments

a good post, but I also recommend quitting absolutely everything for a little while and and then seeing how much information you still get regardless of trying to not know anything. it will be a lot, probably still more than you want or need to know! linksiwouldgchatyou.substack.com/p/how-to-sta...

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i am 100% of the belief that simply forcing take-writers to answer the question "who specifically said this and why are they significant" would result in substantially fewer bad takes circulating in the world

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[Billy Bob Thornton voice] it’s not that no one wants to read anymore, it’s that no one wants to read anything written by a robot with a giant stick up its ass. No one e’er wanted ‘at. You wanna hire,, WALL-EE to write your fuckin posts about both sides a climut change, be mah fuckin’ guest

submitted 6 days ago • 54 comments

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

submitted 7 days ago • 257 comments

you can look at this and say we're divided or you can look at this and say that a majority of americans oppose every one of these things

submitted 8 days ago • 112 comments

Taking a ton of people off their psychiatric meds cold turkey and then dropping them all on a ranch together sounds like a realty show in the worst Robocop future

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i will venture that this kind of thing should go back to happening more nymag.com/intelligence...

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Stuck on a project? Imagine you are an insane willem dafoe character lost in the reverie of endless toil. Make impulsive and reckless decisions! Hum/sing/mumble incoherently to yourself! Find delight in the minute chaos of repetitive actions! Choose to kill a man for speaking in an ambiguous tone

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the title, she's perfect

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This was always the definition of masculine for those with eyes to see

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It pains me to say it, but remember the people with “oh I don’t watch TV” as a personality. I think we have to bring those guys back

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Instead of endlessly scrolling streaming services, they should make a fake Blockbuster store for millennials where you can bring your family and browse all the VHS boxes on the little shelves for 45 minutes and then check one out and bring it home and scan it and then your tv plays it

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I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

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Googles response basically being “it’s not making things up, it’s just incapable of telling facts from made up bullshit” would have destroyed a product in the days before the economy was propped up by a thin framework of scams lashed together with investment capital

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“It was once considered sufficient for a documentary to pick interesting people and hang with them for a bit, rather than constantly contriving and laboring to entertain, borrowing techniques from fiction films that documentarians were once rightly suspicious of.” www.rogerebert.com/mzs/life-the...

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Also one of the only remaining employers with salary, benefits, and pensions

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can I say something without getting suspended

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Wow first excerpt from my book is up at @rollingstone.com !! www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

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