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I make video games! I used to make ones you like, now I make ones you don’t.
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the four words she wants to hear

“Steve, they say you got Crazy Eye.”

I was too engrossed in Baldur’s Gate to notice the earthquake.

Surf’s up.

Some nights you just gotta go home and put on a “DUNCE” cap

Dressing poorly and Gilmore girls

Insanely lucky that accidentally delivering my groceries to an address I used to live an hour away didn’t cripple my finances like it would have a few years ago

TikTok updated and my carefully curated FYP is in SHAMBLES, what have they DONE

One of my cats won’t stop trying to lick the second skin on a fresh tattoo and I just know I’m gonna wake up to the sick little freak gnawing on it in the morning

This man is sleeping like a Halloween window decoration

With all the Barbie talk I really do recommend the cgi Barbie’s Dream House cartoon that @edenthecat.bsky.social showed me!! It’s really funny!!!

Behind the scenes of the new Spider-Man movie

My therapist asked a few weeks ago if I’d ever done an autism assessment and I hand waved it away but now every time I’m annoyed with other people I go “Hmmm…”

The ESRB is this weird holdover from the pre internet early days of gaming, when there was a moral panic over Mortal Kombat for the Genesis. It’s a vestigial organ at best and an embarrassing relic in reality.

This Barbie/Oppenheimer weekend was really fun but any executives who are baby brained enough to try and recreate this in six months should be publicly stoned

10 Films to get to know me: Something Wild The Muppet Movie Stop Making Sense Jaws Broadcast News Army of Darkness Grosse Pointe Blank The In-Laws Magnolia Repo Man

What witches curse am I suffering that my FYP just served up a Pete Buttigieg fan account showing archival footage from 2001

Look at me like a person!

Barbie! Good!