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My third time seeing @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social - I remembered they were great live but I forgot just HOW great.

Cannot WAIT to see @thehandsomefamily.bsky.social — Rennie Sparks is one of my all-time favorite lyricists and Brett and the band are unbelievably fun live

Take up some “useless” hobbies. Learn things for the sake of learning them. Be an unabashed generalist.

You really can’t beat Raymond Chandler for similes and descriptions. Even if you go into these books thinking you know what hardboiled sounds like, he will consistently surprise you:

Quit buying shit, write poems, live más

The market would kill us all to increase profits.

#greatwriting #favoritebooks

The firing of National Park Rangers and the implications for park visitor safety and land use/misuse has me incandescent with rage. These tech fascist motherfuckers are taking a sledgehammer to the things we love; because they’re empty inside and all they can do is break things.

WikiTok is amazing www.wikitok.io

I wrote a big ol newsletter this time … oh and I also shared a poem!

Oh so we're BONED boned, got it.

NEW — I spoke to a staffer at the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children (NCMEC) about DOJ's threat to pull funding if the org didn't comply with Trump's DEI executive order, and how org leadership rolled over. "Rather than fight back, we chose to sacrifice trans children," they said.

This is a great combination of corporate-speak nonsense and #enshittification from @disneyplushelp.bsky.social

"February, month of despair, with a skewered heart in the centre. I think dire thoughts, and lust for French fries"

I for one am here for Kara Swisher’s ongoing, savage, and justly deserved emasculation of these dweebs.

Meta allegedly torrented 81TB of pirated books to train its dumb AI. And they KNEW it was illegal (and morally wrong) so they tried to conceal the seeding on off-site servers. TECHBROS RUIN EVERYTHING.

It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything

Finished this last night - one of the loveliest and most moving pieces of fiction I have read in a long time. www.goodreads.com/book/show/12...

A teen DOGE staffer recently given access to government systems worked at a startup known for hiring convicted hackers. Someone using a Telegram handle associated with him also solicited a cyberattack-for-hire service in 2022. All raising questions about his vetting. www.wired.com/story/edward...

(1/X) We're finally seeing signs that Democrats are starting to see how much people hate Elon Musk. Jared Golden (second whitest House seat in the country) is getting inundated with calls complaining about a "weirdo billionaire" running the country....

That people now see the typical person Silicon Valley has produced through decades long juvenilizing and coddling of young men and the persistent sidelining of women is an important thing except it’s also too late. These toxic adult toddlers are grown and cloning more.

Elon Musk thinks naming his little band of baby incel saboteurs is against the law. So, here are some of them: www.msn.com/en-us/politi...

The 70s were wild.

One tiny, private act of resistance: reading long, old books. Feels subversive to a) pay sustained attention to b) something that can't be monetized.

You guys miss this from Trump’s Covid days? It’s back!

This poem either delights people or terrifies them.

The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...

This is truly some North Korea Dear Leader shit.

They are coming for HIV treatments. They are coming for PrEP. They are coming for doxyPEP. They are coming for birth control. Make noise.

Watching this on repeat how is your day going?

This late Simic poem reminds me a bit of Causley's 'Eden Rock'. I admire both poems immensely, particularly as my own last picnic draws closer.

Do we think these stories would get more traction in MAGA-land if we started replacing the phrase “Elon Musk” with “some weird foreigner”?

The new MH Newsletter is out. Is it in your inbox??

‘Phonetic’ is not. ‘Abbreviation’ is 12 letters. ‘Thesaurus’ doesn’t have a synonym. Say what you will about English, but it has a sense of humor.

incredible things are happening on the federal employee subreddit

I know this joke has been made already, but I find it SO SO FUNNY that OpenAI is whining about DeepSeek stealing its work. Not so "move fast, break things" when it's YOUR work, are we?

Tips to stop doom scrolling: rip your eyeballs out of your skull

OK, I am LEVELED by a damned cold right now but just got my Bread Loaf poetry application out. Hudson Valley and Community of Writers are next!

This is also just great advice for lots of situations. Big "Bartleby the Scrivener" energy here.

Remember during Trump 1 when someone told him he could use the Antiquities Act to undo National Monuments? Well, we never got around to codifying that in law, so we can probably prep for him to start pulling that again, too.

Egg prices are way up. Medicaid and cancer research are shut down. Just what people voted for.

The freezing of federal grants, the firing of all inspector generals, the immunization of political violence - does everybody not see what’s happening? In a blitzkrieg, Trump is trying to collapse our democracy - and probably our economy - and seize control. Call it what it is.