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Being told I'm "never gonna find love" by a man who lives with his parents, sleeps on a bunk bed (by choice), and doesn't vote because "he doesn't do politics" is laughable.

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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Minutes: Open my mouth and share my socialist opinions.

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I'd unplug him to plug in my phone charger, even if my phone was already at 100%.

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It has heavy notes of fuzzy little man peach. 🍑🤌🏻 And will pair quite nicely with my Saint Noel prayer candle. 🙏🏻 #oldgregg

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True life: I almost fell for a phishing scam on my company's Facebook account. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I was boycotting Tesla before it was cool. 💅🏻

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I love Tuesdays.

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My fashion sense has obviously declined since the 90's—but judging by that temp tattoo on my thigh, my mental health has been consistent. Terrible, but consistent.

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My mini in memoriam shelf is fixing to turn into a floor to ceiling bookshelf.

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This is alcoholism 👇

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I keep seeing ads for the Beetlejuice musical in KC and I keep wishing I had the audacity to pull a Lauren Boebert and traumatize some young children.

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How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him

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A 71-year-old woman has died after her oxygen supply was cut off when Trump announced his federal funding freeze.

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Me every time I turn on the news after January 20th:

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Red Hulk? Smash.

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Happy Superb Owl Day. In honor of my POS former step father, I will be complaining every second they show Donald Trump on the screen, and cheering when they show Taylor Swift.

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But demoralizing mediocre white men is my favorite pastime.

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Let their anger consume them. She earned that award 👑

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In Denmark apparently..

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You dropped this, Queen — 👑

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I think I could do a whole dissertation on this set 😍💕 #pinkponyclub

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The pop girlies are slaying tonight 🔪✨

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The way I squealed when Damien said "Waterparks" tho 💀🤤

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Absolutely brutal scroll on Fox.

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"I'm gonna enjoy tonight because it may be my last time hosting anything in this country." Trevor Noah 💀

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Dawes opening the Grammys after literally losing everything and all the energy they've poured into recovery efforts has my heart so full. 💜

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Evergreen.

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Big mood.

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Me, after jumping into the Missouri River to escape from reality: "No, you see my astrology app told me it was ok-"

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"FAA Leader Quit Before D.C. Plane Crash—Thanks to Elon Musk" If you're looking to deport an immigrant who killed Americans, we found one.

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My 65+ year old aunt has been sedated & on a ventilator for like, five days, and within hours of waking up, texts the family "Hey Bitches!!!!"

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If you told me I'd be sharing a link to a legitimate article on teen vogue in 2025...well, I'm just gonna leave this here.

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I thought her dress looked familiar. How DARE Ivanka compare herself to Audrey. Audrey went on countless missions and worked in the poorest communities in Africa, South America, and Asia. Ivanka has never done a day of real work in her life. She will never be HER.

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A race among the tech billionaires to see who can nestle themselves the deepest inside of Trump’s colon.

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Sometimes I wonder if my neighbors ever hear me shouting "Baby!" and if they think I have a secret partner. I don't, it's just me talking to my cat, Bea. I used to call her Baby Bea and now she'll answer to Baby.

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If you want further proof that American journalism is dead, the Hollywood Reporter showed more moral clarity in their coverage of Elon Musk’s Nazi salute than the Washington Post, NY Times, LA Times, WSJ, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS or NBC. Cowards all. bit.ly/4gdjnQe

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The ADL is backing Elon that it wasn't a Nazi salute? The clueless billionaire who was raised in apartheid South Africa? I'm speechless. That was intentional. How much did he pay you to say that?

Being told I'm "never gonna find love" by a man who lives with his parents, sleeps on a bunk bed (by choice), and doesn't vote because "he doesn't do politics" is laughable.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Minutes: Open my mouth and share my socialist opinions.

I'd unplug him to plug in my phone charger, even if my phone was already at 100%.

It has heavy notes of fuzzy little man peach. 🍑🤌🏻 And will pair quite nicely with my Saint Noel prayer candle. 🙏🏻 #oldgregg

True life: I almost fell for a phishing scam on my company's Facebook account. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I was boycotting Tesla before it was cool. 💅🏻

I love Tuesdays.

My fashion sense has obviously declined since the 90's—but judging by that temp tattoo on my thigh, my mental health has been consistent. Terrible, but consistent.

My mini in memoriam shelf is fixing to turn into a floor to ceiling bookshelf.

This is alcoholism 👇

I keep seeing ads for the Beetlejuice musical in KC and I keep wishing I had the audacity to pull a Lauren Boebert and traumatize some young children.

How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him

A 71-year-old woman has died after her oxygen supply was cut off when Trump announced his federal funding freeze.

Me every time I turn on the news after January 20th:

Red Hulk? Smash.

Happy Superb Owl Day. In honor of my POS former step father, I will be complaining every second they show Donald Trump on the screen, and cheering when they show Taylor Swift.

But demoralizing mediocre white men is my favorite pastime.

Let their anger consume them. She earned that award 👑

In Denmark apparently..

You dropped this, Queen — 👑

I think I could do a whole dissertation on this set 😍💕 #pinkponyclub

The pop girlies are slaying tonight 🔪✨

The way I squealed when Damien said "Waterparks" tho 💀🤤

Absolutely brutal scroll on Fox.

"I'm gonna enjoy tonight because it may be my last time hosting anything in this country." Trevor Noah 💀

Dawes opening the Grammys after literally losing everything and all the energy they've poured into recovery efforts has my heart so full. 💜

Evergreen.

Big mood.

Me, after jumping into the Missouri River to escape from reality: "No, you see my astrology app told me it was ok-"

"FAA Leader Quit Before D.C. Plane Crash—Thanks to Elon Musk" If you're looking to deport an immigrant who killed Americans, we found one.

My 65+ year old aunt has been sedated & on a ventilator for like, five days, and within hours of waking up, texts the family "Hey Bitches!!!!"

If you told me I'd be sharing a link to a legitimate article on teen vogue in 2025...well, I'm just gonna leave this here.

I thought her dress looked familiar. How DARE Ivanka compare herself to Audrey. Audrey went on countless missions and worked in the poorest communities in Africa, South America, and Asia. Ivanka has never done a day of real work in her life. She will never be HER.

A race among the tech billionaires to see who can nestle themselves the deepest inside of Trump’s colon.

Sometimes I wonder if my neighbors ever hear me shouting "Baby!" and if they think I have a secret partner. I don't, it's just me talking to my cat, Bea. I used to call her Baby Bea and now she'll answer to Baby.

If you want further proof that American journalism is dead, the Hollywood Reporter showed more moral clarity in their coverage of Elon Musk’s Nazi salute than the Washington Post, NY Times, LA Times, WSJ, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS or NBC. Cowards all. bit.ly/4gdjnQe

The ADL is backing Elon that it wasn't a Nazi salute? The clueless billionaire who was raised in apartheid South Africa? I'm speechless. That was intentional. How much did he pay you to say that?

Thank you Bishop Mariann Budde for literally taking them to church 👏

I highly recommend the Hitachi Magic Wand. ✨

Thank the gods I'm only Cali sober this month 🙏🏻🍃