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cassandra.show
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JFK was 43 when he became president! We don't have to keep electing people in their 70s!

submitted 1 day ago • 101 comments

this is one of the funniest things a national politician has ever posted. he live-tweets a tv show during an ongoing constitutional crisis and when someone tells him they find this irritating he’s like “hey listen, this show meant a lot to me when i was a 30-year-old boy”

submitted 5 days ago • 55 comments

I’m genuinely amazed someone who brands themself as a leftist is JAQing off about Elon’s drug usage.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

No fucking shit.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

You just need 30-06 votes to restore democracy.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

it rules how whenever you criticize democrats a thousand people crash into your mentions to angrily demand you explain "what exactly would you like them to do" and then they do this

submitted 9 days ago • 55 comments

Something something state monopoly on violence something something cake

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about that one jagoff on Reddit who told me I was lying when I told him my grocery bill had doubled because “inflation is low” Fuck your second home, I need bread and cheese.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment