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nevada maria "you know i am a righteous man" something something let it gooo hellfire, hellfire, hellfire, hellfire *partakes of the scent of sin* - judge frodo

middle aged white guy in his car saw me waiting at the bus stop, made eye contact, and i think mimed performing oral sex as he drove past??

people are talking smack about velvy worms in the qrt like "ooh a devious worm-like creature, sounds like our US senators, haw haw" don't you dare besmirch the Ultimate Beast, the friendly and gentle walky which is beloved by everyone

every four kalpas, her numinous melon produces abundantly

she/sells pronouns by the sea/shore

okay im gonna say it. what the hell is eggnog

The National Park Service has removed "T" and all mention of transgender people from the Stonewall National Monument. Trans women were some of the most influential activists behind the Stonewall movement and what followed. 3 articles of clothing laws were why raids happened. Erasure.

Oh my god. They removed "transgender" from the page about Trans woman Sylvia Rivera's page at the National Park service. "Sylvia Rivera began fighting for gay and _____ rights" WOW.

Eternal Wario Hockey is an unlockable air hockey game in WarioWare: Twisted in which Wario never loses. If the player has enough skill and patience to get 500 points, the game will forcibly try to make the player lose by elongating Wario's arms indefinitely.

there was a kid on the bus watching an insane youtube video where spiderman with a shark head chased people around. baldi and the hulk were also there

so many global north/western/first world/whatever journalists write about everywhere else with the necessary pretext that their lives do not deserve consideration as much as as white people's. it can't believe the astounding, sickening arrogance that this article was written with.

The Partition of India displaced 20 million people, killed almost 2 million & created a refugee crisis whose effects are still in play over 70 years later, if you actually think it's a model for anything but massive catastrophe, you should not only not be employed here you should be in a padded cell

"shit yourself. shit shit shit shit yourself. fill your pants up with murky brown. that's like charlie brown, but fucking awful."

logging onto yaoi dot com homophobically ^ what i wouldve skeeted on its own if that wasn't an actual site i guess

white guy on campus talkin about jesus returning

these shrimp say "lemme smash" by hovering below the other shrimp and looking at them really hard. unfortunately this one is hitting on a shrimp from a different taxonomic family

i dislike my voicebox not because it's particularly noticeable and dysphoric but because it's just a viscerally upsetting thing. so gross and delicate, like an abandoned wasp's nest in my throat

theres also this

get catcrowed, idiot

all clowns go to hell

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

watch out for Falling The Brie

hey champs if you live in these states you should be calling your state reps *today* and advocating for trans people

women do things

dylan bob

dylan

im a big fan of Im going to shit your ass

im a big fan of I hate you

im a big fan of Die in a hole

im a big fan of Pee yourself

im a big fan of Eat Shit Motherfucker

im a big fan of Go to hell

im a big fan of Fuck You

im a big fan of Shut the hell up

prussia pair of my nuts between your thighs and crush them like a capuchin monkey between a rock and a hard place, y'know what im saying?

this is complete ethnic cleansing and genocide. untold horrors are about to begin, across the entire world. america is driving ybe earth into a complete death drive

oh him? she's my creature-in-law

suddenly terribly terribly sad i didn't get to live through my childhood as a girl

on a vastly more institutional side of things: the united states banned chinese women from immigrating by labeling them all prostitutes. really they just didn't want chinese families and chinese population growth

i was exposed to the spanish dub of this stupid show in middle school spanish class before i knew about the fucking yi meme

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do