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I hate Yeerks and poodles Full of rizz and ready to jizz Voted 2000's hottest teen (IS AN ACTUAL ADULT, NOT A MINOR, JUST FUNNY)
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I will fucking 100% gorilla punch @jessesingal.com the second I see him in person That's a Marco Animorphs Guarantee!

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Anyway my apartment building caught fire, while I'm mostly unscathed there's going to be some pretty significant water damage so pls send me some money to make it through the holidays easier here's my links www.patreon.com/KiyaraSabel PayPal.me/kiyarasabel Ko-fi.com/kiyarasabel $KiyaraSabel

submitted 83 days ago • 5 comments

Alright so we're starving a Yeerk out of this governor's head and we're on Day Two. It's my shift, so I'm gonna go watch That 90's Show while I get yelled at by this stupid old guy with a worm in his head lmao. Btw don't watch it, it isn't actually good. I'm just a 90's kid!

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

"We have Iskoort at home" Iskoort at home be like: (Gonna tag ALT4Me on this one because I canNOT with this fucking thing rn, I'm sorry)

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I hate trying to scroll the Animorphs feed rn, MY HOME, because there's too many goddamn Tobiases

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

HARD

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

i am so back (for like tonight?)

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

I still remember that one War Guild Skrit Na guy than headbutted me then wheezed at me to kick him in the accordion. I think he got off to it?

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

I gotta say, Ed's lucky he still has a head after surprising his mans like that. Also this is fucking cute as shit. Ax would kick my ass for trying to do this tho

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

autistic people communicating online without tone indicators:

submitted 584 days ago • 7 comments

"Hey Marco, whatcha listening to?" Well rn I have the Evil Dead: The Musical soundtrack stuck in my head, so that. Yes, you read that right. Now please listen, it's SO FUCKING FUN https://open.spotify.com/album/74tNh6vuD5lHEoJmi0zxzL?si=SYaFZgLoR5qTSgvtUaHP3w

submitted 556 days ago • 1 comment

Lobster gun

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

watching netanyahu's speech so you don't have to

submitted 216 days ago • 37 comments

god DAMMIT Ellimist, quit just dumping me MONTHS after where you pulled me out of time! It's been like three days FOR ME since my last post, space wizards are bullshit!

submitted 216 days ago • 1 comment

Alright night bsky. Remember, Elfangor loves us all

submitted 341 days ago • 0 comments

Tobias is a perv, Tyler just confirmed it

submitted 497 days ago • 0 comments

As long as I have thumbs, and exist in this point in time, I'll be back, skeeting (or posting ig) with my brother, the best brainstorm to be found. And that says a lot, coming from me

submitted 341 days ago • 1 comment

HEEYYYYY ANIMORPHS FEED Settle an argument for me. Who all thinks me and Ax explored each other's bah-deeees?

submitted 341 days ago • 3 comments