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I’m not the cat…. Or is?!
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Elmer Fudd recieves a big smooch from a sexy lady. Watching her walk away, he recognizes in her silohuette the shape of Bugs— his enemy, his quarry. He shoulders his blunderbuss, aims. He remembers the taste of his lips. Somehow, he’s always known. He drops his gun and falls to his knees. He weeps.

Apparently this Dump guy just signed order 66 or something? Usually when I got to McDonalds I get a number 5 with poweraid

(leaving the Lumon offices and suddenly realizing i’m wearing striped thigh-high cat’s paw socks) now just what th…

🎶🎶🎶 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire🎶🎶👍 #cats #catsofbluesky

I love it when my kitty pets me with his tail. 😻 Happy Valentine's! 💕

Back leg up, front paws crossed & head slightly tilted to the side, like a real chonky lil gentleman! 🧐🐾 #cat #catsky #cats #catsofbluesky #chcats #wobblycat #cerebellarhypoplasia

Days are getting longer, more things to watch out the window #caturday #tuxedocats

Wizard Kitty asks for help #wizardkitty #cats #kitty #wizard #comic #cat #comicstrip #webcomics #magic #drawing #pencildrawing #art #joke #猫 #gato #caturday #neko #cheese #mouse #mice

He’s been sitting on the rice crispies a lot lately

you don’t see as many vaguely tomboyish rollerskating couriers with brightly dyed hair and a mysterious and traumatic past anymore. this is due to the decline of walkable urban infrastructure

Instead of the pledge of allegiance students should have to crank that Soulja boy each morning before school starts. Or the apple dance

The vets gave my cat a woke transgender surgery where they took his balls. Where will he store his microplastics?

Elon is the way he is because space-x is actually just Werner Von Brauns brain in a jar wirelessly neurolinked into Elons head

If microplastics aren’t part of Gods plan why did he give men balls to put them in?

Hasan Piker is a vtuber

7 of Swords

Wednesday

Gulf of Fortnite™️ powered by Doritos™️

No matter wahtis going on remimbor to hydrate hydrate DRENK THA WOTTERS life is an thirsty bizzniss

I’m religious as in I believe my enemies are destined for perdition

Chainsaw Man Chapter 192

chainsaw man

The people complaining about the lack of “character development” in the latest chainsaw man arc have clearly never been down bad enough

Look at the confetti

You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?

What if for leap years instead of adding a 29th day we invented a new number between 13 and 14 to give people extra time before Valentine’s Day

Best quote from this video “I don’t do graffiti. I just cover up stuff I hate seeing” youtu.be/YrmakZiZTOE

WISHING YOU ALL THE HAPPIEST OF #WOLFWAGONWEDNESDAY S

These people really wrote a report template with a section called “Additional items not mentioned in the report” I bet the first words these people ever said was “This statement is false”

Now that tech is doing the whole appeal to conservatives bit we need to bring back the real gun emoji

Peanut butter and jelly zyns

chainsaw man crazy good this week

The opps took advantage of my kind nature and trusting heart

Nobody knew something like R1 was coming. Nobody knew the open source ai could be just as good. There is now no way to make money with ai because they’re just giving it out for free. semianalysis.com/2023/05/04/g...

Cucumber lime is by far and away the best flavor of Gatorade

I’d like to see the government try to put a tariff on my favorite Colombian import ❄️❄️❄️

NIRVANAMANAGUCHI

Anamanaguchi covered Territorial Pissings and it is insanely good youtu.be/IKfUTz6RLTs

Things that rhyme are more believable. I need reporters to give me the facts in limericks