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catatonicwalrus.bsky.social
Scientist, Lover of tabletop games, cats, Philadelphia sports, and mathematics, he/him
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3 days of the sinus infection from hell and I'm finally back to feeling almost like myself 😮‍💨

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You should come to the upcoming Sarge Presents event! It's a modern event being run for charity. The proceeds will be given to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. The event is proxy friendly! This cause means a lot to me and I'd love to see you there www.spicerack.gg/events/1596135

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I had so much fun playing legacy yesterday that I think I'm going to go play this Friday

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I lived the dream of t2 rumble into t3 uro+beanstalk today and I just think they should let me do all of that in modern too tbh

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What I played: moxfield.com/decks/DOLsDJ... What I would play moving forward: moxfield.com/decks/yZ1mMh...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Malevolent Rumble

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A cad is a cad no matter the shape

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This is a UB I'm into, btw

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For real though, Tarkir has been a plane I've been *begging* to return to for years because of those teasers dropped in the M19 core set stories. So hyped! If only we were still getting lorwyn this year 😐

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Wild how hard I'm popping off for a card I'll never play with simply because it's a cool character from an in-universe set from one of the most beloved planes we've never returned to 💁🏻

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Aspiringspike: "this is the worst I've seen ketramose look." *The board state looks like every Jeskai energy board state I've played against the card*

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I continue my trend of absolutely clowning on BW players with Jeskai energy. 10-1 in the match up after tonight between locals and leagues.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This is a Javier Dominguez Stan account 😤😤😤 nothing but respect for people who play for the love of the game

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I think I've given up on trying to queue this standard season and tbh I think I'm just selling my standard cards. I have such little interest in playing UB standard, it's crazy. Every FF card I look at makes me so much more certain about it too.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Not an anime guy, but I can't stop thinking about Cyberpunk: Edgerunners. That shit was 🔥🔥🔥 highly recommend (and you should play Cyberpunk: 2077)

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

We love working on a Sunday 🙃

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Tattoo day

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

My last two days of work have truly been some of the most stressful days I've ever had. Please, wizard squares, save me

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I am actually rolling at the fact that my, "cards I just like to cast," UW deck is a 4 lmao

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

My plan for getting a new job is just annoying a bunch of companies until they hire me

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

We can launch Amulet of Vigor and Ugin's Labyrinth/Sowing Mycospawn too idgaf if breach crushed. The ancient tomb experience is awful when you don't have actual FoW in the format. *Insert Amulet copypasta text*

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Alright, move aside now Birds, it's baseball season. Go Phils

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

HOW 'BOUT THEM EAGLES 🦅🦅🦅

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I hope Philly does it again people.com/super-bowl-c...

submitted 18 days ago • 8 comments

Amulet and Breach can both eat a ban, as far as I'm concerned. 😅

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

If Anne Hathaway is with us, who can be against us?

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Already calling dogshit against the Eagles love that for us

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Underworld breach is going to get launched into the sun in March lol

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