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Shout out stimulants

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Asking what her mod load order is

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Oh you thought social media couldn’t get any more isolating? Well buckle up!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Social network guy posits social networking apps fail to produce social networks.

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New Alabama Law Requires Women To Leave Semen On Lower Back For 9 Months

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They are fan casting the worst actor for each star wars role once a day and here is where they are at so far day 8 The top contender so far for Mace Windu is Robert Downey Jr LOL

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Just got word from the administration that 'pussy willows' are now to be referred as 'rock hard willows'.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Incredible framing

submitted 1 day ago • 61 comments

Come on

submitted 2 days ago • 178 comments

My body is a machine that turns your piss into my piss

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I hope the first woolly mammoth they resurrect kills somebody

submitted 3 days ago • 40 comments

Three words… eight letters… say it and I’m yours… “I sho boob?”

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Toilets at work are too tall. I'm in the stall spiderman style tryna take a dump.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

They should make envelopes that moan when you lick them

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry I was just in the men's room peeing out of my dink

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

To tune of Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine: Yes ma’am I will do what you tell me… yes ma’am I will do what you tell me… YES MA’AM I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME YES MA’AM I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME YES MA’AM I WILL DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

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did you know that

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

69ing is basically human centipede with two people

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2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids theonion.com/2-year-...

submitted 5 days ago • 82 comments

Forgot to pay for my domain. This goes way harder than any stupid checkmark

submitted 5 days ago • 15 comments

When a random DC number texts you, you can't help but assume

submitted 6 days ago • 64 comments

I shared some self lore with a coworker about my love for goth women older than me.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

🕳️

submitted 6 days ago • 50 comments

Imagine hating Black people so much you don't want clean milk or healthy kids.

submitted 6 days ago • 93 comments

girl quiet quitting her antipsychotic meds

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

Changing my name to Anita Füt Johb

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

enrico fermi's work suggests that the final filter humanity has to pass through to truly unlock our potential as a species, is gooning.

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

Break ups are funny bc it’s like, I saw your boobs and honestly, not for me

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

Imagine going 88 years without sex only to get fucked by that goofy cuck

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Proper wrist ergonomics can add up to 5 more good jorkin yrs I heard they're saying in sciencejournaltoday dot com which may or may not be a real publication and/or website

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Be so for real right now

submitted 9 days ago • 15 comments

She sponge on my bob until I square pants

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I am a rabies survivor. Self diagnosed at least twice a month. The fact that I have OCD is completely unrelated…

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Oh this meme is dirty lol

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

took a selfie so good it cured my body dysmorphia until tomorrow

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Allies, please, please don't forget to be really sensitive and talk over people instead of amplifying. It's super important right now that you argue with minorities about your allyship. And remember that you can always threaten to back out in the face of mild criticism

submitted 13 days ago • 17 comments

As Albert Camus once said, “ayyy what’s up it’s me Albert Camus you should k*ll yourself I mean or don’t I dunno I’m justa guy?”

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Her: “oh you’re really easy to talk to. I didn’t peg you as the outgoing type” Me: “yeah well maybe you should peg me better next time”

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Penises should be able to injaculate

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments