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Antipsychotics are just regular psychotics for me. That’s just a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

submitted 1 day ago • 194 comments

submitted 12 hours ago • 10 comments

Darth Penis

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

[the Hindenburg explodes] Oh, the shareholders!

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

I picked the worst time to try and get my life together…

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

one of my favorite things to do is steal money from my job

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I got so many white chips they started making me ante up before fellowship😩

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

America’s starting to feel like day 3 of Woodstock ‘99

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

What if the fighters at the character selection screen are moving back and forth because they’re stimming?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

yanks your doodle so fucking hard

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Low key based for God to send a bear to maul those kids for making fun of a bald guy

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

People will worship a golden calf instead of checking to see if an elderly man might be having some trouble getting down a mountain

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine volunteering for the civil war and you show up to get your rifle and they hand you a snare drum lmao

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

as my grandmother said on her deathbed: don't neglect the balls

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

i guess his teacher was really pissed

submitted 4 days ago • 20 comments

Going in to target and telling every employee to email me 5 things they did and getting furious when nobody emails me

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

“i am become meme” ok… he’s officially a freaking genius. i don’t expect many people will get that joke. it’s a reference to a scientist named Openhimer

submitted 4 days ago • 25 comments

i despise all my children equally

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Waking up today

submitted 6 days ago • 5 comments

Pretty DEI (for a white guy)

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

mommy is a gender neutral term

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

I formally invite all my haters to suck my dick! I am eating ice cream right now and you are not ❤️

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

TAKE OUT ALL YOUR KOHL'S CASH. Go to the Kohl's RIGHT NOW and take out ALL your cash. GET YOUR CASH OUT OF KOHLS RIGHT NOW. leave work early and get your cash out of the kohls. You need to go to kohls and pull it out. Pull all of it out. Pull all your cash out of the kohls. Pull out out right now be

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Oh my fault I’ll go die I guess

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Current world events have me outraged and overwhelmed. Here’s some dark humor to lighten the mood. Or start an argument, whatever. 🤷🏻‍♀️

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk does NOT have a fucked up penis. That's not true Elon Musk in 2022: Name five things fucked up things about my penis to prove you saw it

submitted 12 days ago • 23 comments

No one: … My brain: 🎶🎵Mustard on the beat!🎵🎶

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I saw your mom at the stupid bitch store and she was looking like a dumbass. I was there only because I had to return something… for a friend… it wasn’t the right size or something

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

A scene from a Tesla protest in Berkeley, California

submitted 13 days ago • 35 comments

Fuck I should get addicted to gambling

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

If we can survive a girl existing you can survive unbridled fascism

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener

submitted 103 days ago • 41 comments

“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

submitted 15 days ago • 3238 comments

Seriously tho can I vote for him

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Me vs my On Repeat

submitted 15 days ago • 9 comments

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

submitted 15 days ago • 920 comments

Don’t fuck with a Skyrim player…. We will suck your DICK

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Today is the opposite of a good day :( It is an EVIL DAY mwahahaha!!

submitted 15 days ago • 4 comments

What was the billionaire wearing? Maybe if he didn’t dress so shootable he wouldn’t have been shot.

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

Your mouth just wrote a check that your balls can’t cash

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Your mom got a phd in dickenomics from the University of Whorevard

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Short skirt?? Long jacket??? Nah man I want a girl with big naturals and disposable income

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments