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goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes they/them
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doing a great job looking like a normal human here robby. 10/10 the gang and i are real proud of you

the dog down there is groomed better and more often

"you have committed a crime"

we're calling this haircut "comedy is legal again"

this is a guy your cousin is engaged to be engaged with for 15 years not the richest man in the world

is tomorrow pajama day too?

vile slop from a huge shitbag. everything is transactional with libs. also this grifter moron had me blocked on twitter and id never heard of him but he's certainly free to do that again.

the vegetables are yucky lobby has him in their pocket

margaret margaret it's him again he's back

free him

a h h , Y E S ! s a t u r d a y s a r e m a d e f o r D A D S ! a n d d a d ‘ s C A R . . . !

they act like we're supposed to feel bad for these people but that's entirely dependent on "did they learn their lesson" or are we gonna see all these same articles again when the next racist power-mad pedophile is shaking them upside down by their ankles

youtu.be/09Nan-uARF4

"here's your cheddar bay biscuits" the red lobster server says to me "i don't want to see the bottom of this basket" i reply

me, a very wealthy individual hitting ok on the app to give a bunch of amoral thugs with guns my location: this is a great idea

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with today's unfortunate news, just a reminder that all these rich creeps are vaxed to the gills. these freaks get shots you've never heard of and the vaccine "skepticism" they promote is entirely culture war shit

got his ass

Longing for better days, when beardo-weirdos like JD Vance found their calling as long-haul truckers: isolated from society, reachable only by CB radio, occasionally getting knifed and left for dead by would-be abductees, and having their hearts explode after taking weird pills

owl city has prepared me i probably would believe my eyes if i saw 10 gecs or whatever

yes!

imagine being a us senator and being denied entry to a government building by an elon rentapig. get your own goon and beat this guy's ass cmon

Presidenta Sheinbaum, por favor, mi país, Estados Unidos, anhela la libertad.

lol they're gonna reinstitute the loans of anyone who had theirs forgiven

all of my high school bullies emailing this to me at the same time